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Country Songs15 If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14 If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
13 How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12 I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
11 I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
10 I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9 I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8 I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here
7 If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
6 My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
5 She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
4 You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3 Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
2 She's Looking Better After Every Beer
1 I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, but I've Sure As Hell Woke Up With A Few.
Some Christmas Fun1. What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet
2. What christmas carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night
3. Why does santa have 3 gardens?
Ao he can hoe hoe hoe
4. What is the difference between the christmas Alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The christmas alphabet has No L (Noel)
5. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
7. What kind of bird can write?
A pen-guin
8. How do sheep in mexico say Merry christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
9. What do you get if santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle
10. Why was santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf esteem
11. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
Have a Merry Christmas everyone!!
NewbieWanted to thank all of the kind people here at Cherry Tap for such a warm welcome,i'm sure i'll be very happy here with all of you
12.22.06How Much is this Illusion
is this the eclipse
of a cruel and jagged conscious
the blinding light of feeling
that could be reality
or the revulsion of a tired mind
a too used heart
a dying soul
the desperation to be
just held
by you in another moment
where we were happy together
come back
and end this silence
that eats a vacuous heart
A RantOk this spamming error thing is like getting so out of hand .....first everyone says change ya comments and you wont get it ....bullcrap...has tried 50 diff graphic comments and also tried using just plain text and still get the dayum error message. They so need to fix this. It is starting to seem like going back to yahoo 360 might be the best solution.
~~the Best Thing To Hang On To In The World~~: A mouse story
Mouse Story .........
A mouse
Looked through the crack
In the wall
To see the farmer and his wife
Open a package.
"What food
Might this contain?"
The mouse wondered -
He was devastated
To discover
It was a mousetrap.
Retreating to the farmyard,
The mouse
Proclaimed the warning.
"There is a mousetrap
In the house!
There is a mousetrap
In the house!"
The chicken clucked
And scratched,
Raised her head
And said,
"Mr. Mouse,
I can tell
This is a grave concern to you
But it is of no consequence to me.
I cannot be bothered by it."
The mouse
Turned to the pig
And told him,
"There is a mousetrap
In the house!
There is a mousetrap
In the house!"
The pig sympathized,
But said,
"I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse,
But there is nothing
I can do about it but pray.
Be assured
You are in my prayers."
The mouse turned to the cow and said,
"There is a mousetrap
In the house!
Ther
Hello.my name is not shaped.
sure, i love the details that appeal to my inner child,
sure, fighting the waves tire bones, and eats the life from your frame.
but here on this...
there is experience and change...
im sure no one listens, but there are ears large enough to hear from the tops of hills, and the fools thereon,
will rejoice in hearing syllables clash against their delicate eardrums
drumming to the near deaf heavens,
heavens controlling the tired faced with imaginings of delicate thoughts from the cradles' treetop.
gifts come once. and not forever.not diamonds skywrought or store bought.
just not.
Remember Your LiesAs I lay on the floor
in a dark pool of blood,
my life flowing away with every drop,
I remember you and your lies
As the knife cuts deeply in my veins,
the crimson blood seeps out.
But the pain is lessened and turns to numbness
as I remember you and your lies.
I close my eyes and I see your face.
Your sky blue eyes that melt my soul.
Your blood red lips that spoke such cruel words.
And I remember you and your lies.
But now all hope is gone.
My blood flows like a never ending river.
And only one thing helps me die.
I can't forget you and your lies
Decisions...decisions....A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen.
She filled three pots with water.
In the first, she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs and the last she placed ground coffee beans.
She let them sit and boil without saying a word. In about twenty minutes, she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl.
Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me what do you see?"
"Carrots, eggs, and coffee," she replied.
She brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they soft. She then asked her to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she
Ten Oh Five Pm. December 21 2006 (now.)what an insane utopia it has become?
these days dressed in wine and self loathing.
one mouth slanders a whole life
we watch and laugh
but all the while the tides ebb and fade
this utopian ideal was birthed at Time's first birthday.
and it will die at Time's funeral.
the switchboard has been recovered in the ruins, and new hands control our utopia.
the explaination is in the news, in the lies of the mouth on the face of the world.
But the changes reflect the faces of us who do nothing to sway against.
Here's To You BeauHere's to You, Beau
You know (and you proabaly don't), I can't remember a time when I didn't know Beau. He has always been a part of my life. He was there when the whole world turned upside down after my miscarriage and suicide attempt (that in itself is another story). He held my head when I drank too much. And he held me close, when the world hurt too much. When I found out I was pregnant with my oldest, he was one of the first to know, and one of the very few who let me know I was still worth something. And then again with my second. I was there when his little girl, Beau Danielle, was born ill, and I was there to hold him when she died. I was there when he made his first mistake at marriage. And I was there to hold him when it fell apart.
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There were so many times in my life that he was there for, both good times and bad. But the one time that remember him the most for, is when my father died. Throughout most of the first week, while I w
Remember When________________________________________
Remember When...
Remember when... Oh how those 2 little words can start a flood of memories that can trigger a multitude of emotions. Take last night. I was just yakking on the phone with my sister and suddenly, there we were, once more in the past. Not that I have a problem with the past or any thing like that, it just sort of snuck up on me. So i decided to make a list of my favorite "Remember When's.."
________________________________________
REMEMBER WHEN...
sodas were 25 cents and candy bars a nickle?
short skirts were what bad girls wore?
TV had 3 channels, and there was still nothing on?
smoking was cool?
and health food not?
muscle cars were the best looking on the road?
a car cost less than a house?
and a movie cost less than dinner?
music wasn't portable?
a kiss was just a kiss, not an invitation?
necking was more cool than going all the way?
kids had to use their imagination?
if a kid had a gun, it was always plast
Wearing A Kilt At New Years EveSo, I am going to this hotel at New Years Eve with some family. And it's a black tie kinda event. So, I'll be wearing a kilt and all the trimmings....
Those who want to see some pics of it posted will need to rate me and comment me so they can see the pics effective 01/01/2007
Let me know what you like.
Love and Hugs
S xxx
P.S. The answer is yes, I am a true Scotsman..
Again Please VoteANother friend could use your votes SO please go and comment bomb
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RageFRIENDS VS REDNECK FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REDNECKS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
REDNECKS: Call your parents mom and dad.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REDNECKS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REDNECKS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REDNECKS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.
FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REDNECKS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
REDNECKS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
REDNECKS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REDNECKS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REDNECKS: Will look at you
Lennon FilesLOS ANGELES, Dec 20 (Reuters Life!) - The FBI has released the last 10 documents from its secret files on slain Beatle John Lennon that had been withheld for 25 years on the ground they could prompt "military retaliation" against the United States, campaigners for their release said on Wednesday.
The files turn out to contain only well known information about Lennon's ties to left-wing leaders and antiwar groups in London in 1970 and 1971, said Jon Wiener, a history professor at the University of California, Irvine, and the Southern California chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union.
"Today we can see that the national security claims the FBI has been making for 25 years were absurd from the beginning. The Lennon FBI file is a classic case of excessive government secrecy," Wiener said in a statement.
The released documents include one that states Lennon "encouraged the belief that he holds revolutionary views ... by the content of some of his songs."
Ano
I Just Don't Get It!!!!!!!!!!!I really don't understand this site. And what it is for.
So far I have found out that, 99 percent of the people on here dont want to be friends. They just want the pictures, rated.
It feels like a game. That you can't win, unless your some hot looking female. Showing next to nothing or nothing.
I don't really get that much feed back from anybody.
There is so much to do on this site. But none of it really seems to have a point. I see that there is all these contest. But it's like there is a new contest everyday.
But I trully thought Cherry Taps was supposed to be an online bar. And I don't really see it. Maybe I don't know what I am doing.
if anyone can help me
Give me all the awnsers to make my experience on here a better one
Thanks
Rob
Merry Christmas...part 2ok, this is just an update for the people who actually pay attention to anything i write in here... i wrote two days ago that i had an aunt who was in really bad shape in ICU and that justin's great grandfather was also doing really poorly...well, both of them passed away today within an hour of each other. as you can probably guess, this is not how we wanted to spend our holiday weekend. i'll probably be MIA on here until about friday since we'll be traveling up to vermont for one of the funerals. unfortunately i can't make it to arkansas to be with my family because the stupid airline people think that they can charge $900 for one ticket just because its fuckin christmas...bastards. anyway, thank you to everyone who has had my family in their prayers the past few days...please continue because we're going to need them now more than ever. talk to all of you soon
I Love This SongSong: "Gallery"
Writers: (S. Smith/T. Hendermandsen/M. Eriksen)
Album: Mario Vasquez
Vocals: Mario Vazquez
Hot 100 Peak: #89 (Re-Entry)
Digital Sales: 12,000+ (Not Exact.)
Ohhh (Oh) Ohhh yea (Oh)
Verse 1:
God Broke the mold when he made this one I know
She's breath taking but so much more
She walks in the room your Lungs closed
Making you never wanna breath again
Her boyfriend has got so much dough
So much ice his neck and wrist froze
Is he faithful to her? Hell No
But she chose to be with him , shorty
Hook:
Tell me is it money worth your soul
Tell me what's the reason that you hold on
When you know that dude
Has a whole wall of'em just like you
And Girl your just way to fine
Got to be treated as one of a kind, Girl
Use your mind
Don't be just another dime because
Chorus:
I can't take
Seeing you with him
Cuz I know exactly what you'll be
In his Gallery
It's just not fair
And it's tearing me apart
Your just another priceless work of art
In his Ga
I Was So Bored I Did Another Survey1. Can you cook?
i can, but not drunk.
2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
use the emergancy phone duh...or if it falls just wait to jump before it hits the ground. oh yeh, i saw that on the history channel or something :)
3. What talent do you wish you had?
make people laugh.
4. Favorite place?
warm bed
5. Favorite vegetable?
carrots! and beer
6. What was the last book you read?
generation of swine , by Hunter S. Thompson
7. Are you Dirty or Clean?
if things arent where they should be, they go in the trash. wipe your feet, take shoes off too. i cant even stand it when the rugs are crooked. but im not a clean freak. not really, ok shut up. (apparently im a schitzo!)
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
both ears twice, tongue, lip, both nipples, used to have belly button but that ended badly. tatts- once my ex stabbed me in the knee with a pen. so ive got a blue dot for life.
9. Worst Habit?
swearing aaaaand paranoia
10. What's your ph
Me And My Babies Song! Yea Yea Its Stupid I Know..lolMornings Alone
When you come home
I breath a little faster
Every time we're together
It'd never be the same
If you're not here
How can you stay away, away so long
Why can't we stay together
Give me a reason
Give me a reason
Chorus
I, I don't wanna say it
I don't wanna find another way
Make it through the day without you
I, I can't resist
Trying to find exactly what I miss
It's just another day without you
It's just another day
Making the time
Find the right lines
To make you stay forever
What do I have to tell you
I'm just trying to hold on to something
(Trying to hold on to something good)
Give us a chance to make it
Don't wanna hold on forever
I'm not that strong
I'm not that strong
I, I don't want to say it
I don't wanna find another way
Make it through the day without you
I, I can't resist
Trying to find exactly what I miss
It's just another day without you
This Is So My Song!Where is the moment we need at the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to grey
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on
You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces everytime
And I don't need no carryin' on
Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Well you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on
You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go fo
Society Of Throw Away KidsA Society of Throw Away Kids?
WARNING:THIS SECTION CONTAINS STRONG OPINONS ON SOCIETY! If that will bother you, scroll down and exit now. If not, please continue reading. I read an editorial recently that really said something that I believe is becoming true. The writer was commenting on the recent trials of the young adults who threw their newborn child in the trash. The comment was that with the advent of late term abortions, that some women feel that if it is ok to have a partial birth abortion, then why not just wait until the child is born, then throw it away? Save money and time! This is not about abortion, for that will be another page. This is about the general concept of throwing away children. It seems like you can't pick up a paper these days without reading another headline about a child that was beaten to death, or drowned in a toilet, or thrown in the trash. And it seems to be reaching epidemic proportions. What may you ask am I babbling about? Let me explain a little o
My DayOOOOO I just hate it when Kristi posts another blog...cuz then what do i feel like doing? Yup you got it! I need to come and write one myself...she just seems to get me in the writing mood!
I went to see my man today, got to get my whole hour in this week...and most of the time we dont even get that. I get there a little early cuz i hate being there at exactly the time we have to go in for visit and figured that if I am a little early then they will leave me in to sign in and all that good shit. I get there, ring the buzzer and they let me in. Im standing there waiting and they tell me that I have 6 minutes yet and to go outside and wait. Ok so im pissed, once again I am not gonna get the whole hour. I stand out there and wait and the probation department shows up with a new inmate, so that means that I have to wait more cuz they have to get her in there and situated. Such bullshit! So finally after about 12 minutes of waiting they let us in...me and another lady...but beforehand ther
I WonderI Wonder
I wonder if he thinks of me,
When it’s quiet and he’s alone?
I wonder if he remembers my number
When he looks at the phone?
I wonder if he remembers the smile,
I gave so freely to him?
Or our special talks,
When all the lights were dim?
I wonder if he ever stops,
To think of me now and then,
To wonder how I’m doing,
And wonder how I’ve been?
I wonder if hurts inside,
Whenever they play our song,
I wonder if he yearns for me,
When a couple strolls along?
I wonder if the memories,
Keep him awake at night?
I wonder if he wishes,
We’d never had that fight?
I wonder and I question,
Until the wonders run out,
But mostly I wonder if he ever wonders
What I am wondering about?
Sorry Guys!Sorry I havent been on to much but I will be on more this weekend...just not tonight cause I took pain killers and I am gonna go to bed. I almost cut the tip of my finger off today at work...its hanging on by a little bit of skin. Its not as bad as I thought but I was in shock when it happend so I started freakin out. I thought the tip was gonna fall off and I started cryin. But everyone told me it was gonna heal ok so not to worry. It just hurts a lot but anyway goodnight all.
Vamp
The Sensuality Of YouThe Sensuality of You
April 20, 2006
A scent is in the air that accompanies the thunderous sensuality of the bass in your voice,
The strength that your walk portrays along with the confidence your stance shows.
A glance across the room, followed by a burst of nervous laughter, gives the heart away.
The tenderness of your touch, your comforting silence, the multitude of ways you reach me.
A sideways look between your lashes, a tender caress of your fingers as you pass by me.
Wondrous feelings of warmth and unassuming youth and passion leave a question in the air.
Do you feel the same tension when I am near? Does the touch of my hand stir a longing in you?
Does the sound of my voice bring peace to your heart, can a glance from me put you at ease?
Does the ringing of my laughter give you hope for the future, can you see beyond the travesties of time?
Can you feel my presence in your heart when we are apart, can you trust me with your heart?
Do you see me in your dreams as
Reflections On LoversReflections on Lovers
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Here's to lovers from way back then,
And to the ones who might have been,
Had I only known of the joys,
Of sleeping with those pretty boys.
For those whose names I can't recall,
From nights too blurred with alcohol.
Aand those who are in my heart,
Whose love will never, ever part.
The good times, bad times, and in-between,
For those who left their mark at the scene.
The days are gone when I'd wonder why,
Or who or when I'd meet the next guy.
I'm married now and settled down,
Moved away to a brand new town.
Yet the past is gone but not forgot,
About all the things that I was taught.
How to love and please a man,
And do all the things that I can.
So I'll say once again,
I hope you can hear it, my friend.
Here's to lovers from way back then,
And to all of those who might have been.
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Written in the wee hours of July 13, 1998
ChrisEchoes of Your Voice
April 23, 2006
Falling rain, solitude, candlelight,
Scent of you in the air.
Music from the heart,
Once more you cross my mind.
I wonder what you are doing,
Feeling and dreaming.
I wonder out loud,
Are you thinking of me, too?
Do you know I miss you,
My dearest friend?
That the silence and solitude
Tear at my heart?
That worry for you
About tears me apart?
That fear you are hurt
Wouldn’t let me sleep?
Do you know I set up a time
So I could give you all of my attention?
Or that I sense you have a need to speak
Words for only me to hear?
A confusion plays across your eyes
That I don’t understand.
I don’t feel that I am losing you,
Not at all,
I’m just lost not knowing where you are,
In body or in mind.
Prayer For My ManA Prayer for My Man
April, 25, 1985
Lord above, watch over me,
Help me solve the mystery.
I love him so, he owns my heart,
I love him now, tho’ we’re apart.
He has his job, you see,
He’s gone now, away from me.
I think of him throughout the day,
And for his safety each night I pray.
I used to like the other boys,
But now they lack his love and joys.
Today, again, he had to leave me,
Again he kissed me tenderly.
His love , his kiss, his last embrace,
One part of the day, I can’t erase.
I know that he loves me so,
But in the end he had to go.
When he left, I cried and cried,
I felt a part of me had died.
It’s not been long, yet I miss him so,
My heart will never let him go.
He loves me as more than a friend,
Because that’s less than we have been.
Our life together will never end,
Soon I’ll kiss his lips again.
So, now Dear Lord, I guess you see,
Just how very much he means to me.
So, watch over us, Dear Lord,
Keep us together forever.
I Face The FlagI Face The Flag,
September 11, 2001
I face the flag,
With a tear in my eye,
And pride in my heart,
Forever may she fly.
I listen to the song,
With sorrow ringing in my ear,
And my voice cracks,
On the words so dear.
I watch the workers,
Covered with dust and sweat,
Proudly they work,
They haven’t given up yet.
I hear the prayers,
Filled with sorrow and pain,
Families being brave,
While tears fell like rain.
I feel the fear,
Of a world turned upside down,
And I feel the strength,
From nations the world ‘round!
9-11September 11, 2001
America stands strong
In a sea of terror
Planes crashed
Buildings collapsed.
People are dying,
Children are crying,
Fighters are flying,
Neighbors are trying.
The nightmare began,
We took a stand,
Everyone gave a hand,
As the world began to band.
Together we will fight,
To make the wrong a right,
To erase the dreadful sight,
Of the aborted flight.
We will unite in anger,
And pain and despair,
And tell the world,
That we’re not scared.
TodayTODAY
Tonight I heard a child laugh,
And I felt pain.
Tonight I saw a man smile,
And I felt anger.
Tonight I heard a woman speak,
And I felt sorrow.
For today I saw a plane fly,
And I felt fear.
Today I saw a building collapse,
And I felt shock.
Today I watched a woman dance,
And I felt shame.
Today we watched our world change,
And we felt lost.
Today we saw innocence die,
And we felt confusion.
Today I saw humanity itself,
And I felt hopeless.
But, Today I saw a helping hand,
And I felt hope.
Today I saw a child’s tears,
And I felt strength.
Today I saw a world united,
And I felt proud.
Written 9-11-2001
Laura Lee McAllister
Candle In The WindowCandle in the Window
11-15-1987
I sit in the crowd,
Yet I am so alone,
I get no understanding,
I’m chilled to the bone.
They try to make me laugh,
But all I do is cry,
I have no feeling left,
Alone, I want to die.
You promised me always,
You’d be there for me,
Yet now I am lost,
No one can find me.
Your picture I see,
Always on m mind,
I can’t let you go,
I love you still, I find.
No matter where you’ve gone,
No matter the reason why,
I’ll be waiting for you,
With tears in my eye.
The candle in the window
Burns bright for you,
Night after lonely night,
I’m staying forever true.
No one can replace you,
Or fill my empty heart,
You see, my love,
You took the biggest part.
I know you love me, too,
I know you had to go,
But I miss you more,
Than you’ll ever know.
I ask the Lord above,
Each night when I pray,
For you to come back,
For you to find away.
I know I’m asking a lot,
Since I don’t know where or why,
All I know is since you left,
All I do i
Merry Christmas...Hi friends,
I wish you all a Merry Christmas...hope you can enjoy it.
Love
Holger
BlameBlame
Sirens shrieking, bells are ringing,
People screaming, children bleeding,
Someone thinks their life’s too hard,
Now there’s violence in the schoolyard.
Teachers teach without a clue,
Because no one knows what to do,
Bomb threat on the bathroom wall,
Now there are guns in the hall.
Terror and chaos in the schools,
Now only the violence rules.
Blame the game and blame the guns,
Blame the victim who tells and runs,
Blame the clothes and blame the press,
Blame the teachers for this mess.
Blame the father for the son,
Blame the rain and blame the sun.
Blae the mother who works too hard,
Blame the kids in the yard.
Blame the present, blame the past,
Blame the minds whose molds we cast.
Look inside yourself and see,
Who’s left to blame, just you and me.
When love’s left out of society,
Then violence and hate are all we see
You Are The AnswerIt is rewarding to find someone you like, but it is essential to like yourself. It is quickening to recognize that someone is a good and decent human being, but it is indispensable to view yourself as acceptable. It is a delight to discover people who are worthy of respect and admiration and love, but it is vital to believe yourself deserving of these things.
For you cannot live in someone else. You cannot find yourself in someone else. You cannot be given a life by someone else. Of all the people you will know in a lifetime, you are the only one you will never leave or lose.
To the question of your life, you are the only answer. To the problems of your life, you are the only solution.
Blast CommentsDamn it! I was so excited when I found out how to use the Blast Comment thing (Since, I'm really not use to this site), I was ready to give props to people and say Happy Christmas and other random junk...
When I realized, I have to pay to use the silly thing. Gah, I'm so angry.
So, I'll just do all that on my lovely free blog.
Happy Early Christmas to my friends and I want to thank FF12 for making my life complete and Manga for being so lovely drawn together and also to tv. Without it, I would be mean as hell.
NascarTwas the night before Christmas, when all through the garage
not an engine was humming, not even a Dodge.
The race uniforms were tucked in the lockers with care
in hopes that the '07 season soon would be there.
The NASCAR drivers were nestled all cozy in their beds,
while visions of championships danced in their heads.
Mike Helton was sipping on Childress Vineyards wine
while Jayski was writing his next brilliant headline.
When out on the track there arose such a rumble,
I jumped out of bed and went for a tumble.
Over to my window I ran aghast,
thinking of Ricky Bobby and "I wanna go fast."
The moon glistened across the fresh-fallen snow,
illuminating Kurt Busch making angels below.
When what to my still sleepy eyes should approach
but eight NASCAR drivers and a big red motorcoach.
That chubby old man, could this be a trick?
"No," I said, "this sure is St. Nick."
In a way that was, so rhythmic they came
St. Nick commanded the drivers by name.
"Now H
Merry ChristmasI wanted to tell you all to be safe and have a very happy holiday many kisses Alyse
~~ Sexy Man Contest ~~~~ Sexy Man Of CherryTap ~~
Contest Opens 12/21 thur 12/28 at 12pm noon!
Man with the most comments wins! Rates will be used for tie breakers.
Comment bombing allowed You can comment on your own pic.
Still got openings if you want to join and win big prizes.
And here they are.......
Good Luck Guys!
Do You Really Scare Me?I regret to inform you. I'm not afraid of any living mortal. Even if you have a gun or knife. I've been trained in Martial Arts. That is a warning(not a threat). Life is too short to spend in a hospital. Better think things through.
Rule one: The attacker always has the disadvantage. They leave their guard open always when they attempt to strike, leaving the (deadly) vital points exposed, thus making it an early grave.
Rule two: Don't attempt to find ways around this, it is however foolproof, hence you are a fool if you attempt the such.
Rule three: Don't attack anyone at all, you're gonna get it in the end. I'm teaching all my secrets, to where/how they cannot be used against me or the proctector.
I only fear the supernatural, no mortal is a God, none whatsoever. None can summon, conjure, evoke, convoke, nor call such wrathful forces onto me or anyone I care for. In other words, your craft is voided.
Leave The PiecesYou're not sure that you love me
But you're not sure enough to let me go
Baby it ain't fair you know
To just keep me hangin' 'round
You say you don't wanna hurt me
Don't wanna to see my tears
So why are you still standing here
Just watching me drown
[Chorus]
And it's alright, yeah I'll be fine
Don't worry 'bout this heart of mine
Just take your love and hit the road
There's nothing you can do or say
You're gonna break my heart anyway
So just leave the pieces when you go
Now you can drag out the heartache
Baby you can make it quick
Really get it over with
And just let me move on
Don't concern yourself
With this mess you've left for me
I can clean it up, you see
Just as long as you're gone
[Chorus]
You not making up your mind
Is killing me and wasting time
I need so much more than that
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Chorus]
Leave the pieces when you go
Oh yeah
Leave the pieces when you go
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Birth......Wow Just got back from the hospital,Ended up giving birth to two xmas tree ornaments errr i mean kidney stones lol... Pain
I don't know if i've left this link or not but ohh well here it is another album by me at my photo storage site http://ImageEvent.com/bspow1/justasaturday
hope its not a repeat
Bloody Marry DrinksBLOODY MARY DRINKS
Bloody Mary Mix
1/2 gallon tomato juice /
1/4 cup Whorcheshire Sauce /
1/4 cup Red Hot or other hot sauce
(tobasco is more bitter and less tangy) /
2tsp. black pepper / 1tsp. salt
Bloody Bull Mix
1/4 gallon tomato juice /
1/4 gallon Bull Shot (beef bouillon) /
1/4 cup Whorcheshire Sauce /
1/4 cup Red Hot or other hot sauce /
2tsp. black pepper / 1tsp. salt
Bull Shot Mix
1/2 gallon Bull Shot (beef bouillon) /
1/4 cup Whorcheshire Sauce /
1/4 cup Red Hot or other hot sauce /
2tsp. black pepper / 1tsp. salt
Bloody Mary Seasoning Sauce
I put all of these ingredients
A-1, Olive Juice / Sour Onion Juice /
Lime Juice / (put in a old
Whorchestire Sauce Bottle / give it to the
customer so they can season to taste.
(Made Up By Steve & Lynda Frueh)
A-1 BEER BLOODY MARY
2/3 beer
1/3 tomato juice / dash A-1 Steak sauce /
salt / pepper / squeeze lime
no ice
A-1 BLOODY BULL
1 oz Vodka
1/2 tomato juice 1/2 bullshot bouillon
splash A-1 Steak s
Page 2wear clean underwear cuz u might have a wreck
a watched pot will not boil
do unto others then run away
well I'll be dipped in oil
lose your cool and blow ur top
the, you know what, hits the fan
fly off the handle like a old loose broom
jump out of that frying pan
they'll cut you to pieces & tear u to shreads and
knock you down to size
slick as grease thru a christmas goose
I'll know by the look in your eyes
one bad apple spoils the whole bushel
don't get your bowels in a unroar
while the cats away the mice will play
ya can't leave if ya can't find the door
beat your feet and lose your seat
more than three times and you're playin'
don't count your chickens before they r hatched leave that sleepin' dog layin'
I guess this means the honeymoons over I swear the checks in the mail
there's no point for a nose out of joint , upon smooth waters we'll sail.
VodkaMALIBU APPLE PIE
1 oz Vodka 1 oz Coconut Rum
fill apple juice
ice rocks
Add 2 oz flavor mix or Schnapps for a Cherry,
Peach, Blackberry, Raspberry, Strawberry, or
Wildberry Malibu Apple Pie
MALIBU BAY BREEZE
1 oz Vodka 1 oz Coconut Rum
1/3 pineapple juice 2/3 cranberry juice
ice rocks or blended frozen
MALIBU BEACH
1 oz Vodka 1 oz Coconut Rum
1/2 orange juice 1/2 pineapple juice
ice rocks or blended frozen
Add 2 oz flavor mix or Schnapps for a Cherry,
Peach, Blackberry, Raspberry, Strawberry, or
Wildberry Malibu Beach
MALIBU FIFTY SEVEN CHEVY
1 oz Vodka 1 oz Coconut Rum
1 oz cherry mix 1/3 sweet sour mix \\ 2/3 orange juice
ice (shake) rocks
Add 2 oz flavor mix or Schnapps for a Cherry,
Peach, Blackberry, Raspberry, Strawberry, or
Wildberry Malibu Fifty Seven Chevy
MALIBU FIFTY SEVEN T BIRD
1 oz Vodka 1 oz Coconut Rum
1 oz cherry mix 1/3 sweet sour mix \\ 2/3 pineapple juice
ice (shake) rocks
Add 2 oz flavor mix or Schnapps for a C
Men And Sex1) Penis size isn’t a simple measurement.
Most men worry about the size of their penis at some point their lives. Sadly, they usually do this with little understanding of what the average penis size is. While some women report that penis size does matter, most people agree that penis size isn’t nearly as important as things like overall sexual interest, sexual technique, and sexual compatibility. All things that have much more to do with the organ between ones ears than the one between ones legs.
2) Men don’t always want to have sex.
The stereotype of male sexuality is that men always want sex. This stereotype is so ingrained in men that many act it out, engaging in sex when they don’t really feel like it just because it is expected of them. The fact is that there are many times when men don’t feel like having sex, and this doesn’t always indicate a “problem”. Low libido may be caused by physical or psychological factors, but it can also be a reasonable reaction to life’s stressors.
The DiariesHER DIARY:
>
> Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
> meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day
> long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
> he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested
> that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't
> say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, Nothing." I asked him if
> it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had
> nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
>
> On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and
> kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't
> say, "I love you, too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him
> completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat
> there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and
> absent.
>
> Finally, with silence al
Tequila What I Can MakeTEQUILA DRINKS
AMARETTO KAMIHUZI
1 oz Tequila 1 oz Amaretto
fill with sweet sour mix
ice (shake) rocks or up
(for shots use 1/2 amount of mixes)
Add 2 oz flavor mix or Schnapps for a Cherry,
Peach, Blackberry, Raspberry, Strawberry, or
Wildberry Amaretto KamiHuzi
1 oz Tequila
2 oz blue mix fill with margarita mix
ice (shake) rocks or blended frozen
MANDRINE MARGARITA (1st)
1 oz Tequila 1 oz Mandrine Schnapps 1 oz Triple Sec
fill with margarita mix
ice (shake) rocks or blended frozen
Add 2 oz flavor mix or Schnapps for a Cherry,
Peach, Blackberry, Raspberry, Strawberry, or
Wildberry Mandrine Margarita
MANDRINE MARGARITA (2nd)
1 oz Tequila 1 oz Triple Sec
2 oz mandrine mix or 1/3 nectar fill with with margarita mix
ice (shake) rocks or blended frozen
(flavors same as 1st)
MANDRINE TEQUILA COLLINS (1st)
1 oz Tequila 1 oz Mandrine Schnapps
1/2 sweet sour mix \\ 1/2 sprite
ice (shake) rocks
Add 2 oz flavor mix or Schnapps for a Cherry,
P
Some Men Are Not All BadIf a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve
then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself
a year later for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.
He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant,
Why would he treat you any differently?
Always have you
Kissing Frogs While Looking For Prince CharmingOk so I am changing this a little but i love the idea of the post. So if you dont want to read this press the back button dumb ass.
I love how guys say girls are confusing well guess what gentlemen you guys arent crystal clear either. In my dating experenice i have dated a wide variety of guys and each on i could never figure out. Girls might get complicated but guys change all together when they are with a girlfriend. Girls always see the best in a guy when they are in "like" with a guy. Even though all our friends will tell us what a bad idea the whole thing is, we still just think our guy is the "Perfect" boyfriend. In the end though, girls always say "why didnt you tell me this before?" We tend to make ourselves look dumb some of the time.
As young girls, we are told fairytales. And every girl is told about the princess that kissed the frog and he turned in to her one and only true love, Prince Charming. So we are brain washed to think that there is a prince charming in every
I Am UnseenHiding in the shadows, sleeping at day,
Wandering alone I search for my prey.
Black hearted and feeding off your life,
I am immortal, please put down that knife.
Sleep tight at night, don't walk out alone,
Because if we meet, you're not coming home.
Have mercy on yourself as I will have not
And I'll take the life for which you fought.
Nails of glass, a skin so pale, life of woe -
Death, catch me in your arms and let not go!
Loneliness so hard to bear for infinite times,
But it's the price I pay for my wretched crimes.
I have no real name - abominations of nature,
Calls me as you may, but remember for the future
That I am hiding away from your eyes so keen
Search for me if you wish, but I am unseen.
What I Make3 Wise Men
Jack Daniels, Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam
Beam & Cream
Jim Beam, A&W Cream Soda
Beam Me Up
Jim Beam, Amaretto, Cola, Ice
Beam Scream
Aftershock, Jim Beam
Burning Cherry
George Dickel, Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Grenadine
Butch's Pink Panties
Jim Beam, Mountain Dew, Ice
Four Fine Friends
Jose Cuervo, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Johnnie Walker
Generation X
Tequila, Jim Beam, Triple Sec, Blue Curacao, Melon Liqueur, Zima
JBDP
Jim Beam, Dr. Pepper
Jim Beam's Redneck Friend
Jim Beam, Sunny delight, Fruit punch
Jim Morrison
Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Wild Turkey, Seagram 7
Jim's Nuts
Jim Beam, Amaretto
Just Shoot Me
Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Johnnie Walker, Jose Cuervo, Jagermeister, Rum
Kentucky Hot Tub
Jim Beam, Cointreau, Blue Curacao, Tabasco Sauce
Kentucky Wildcat
Jack Daniels, Southern Comfort, Yukon Jack, Jim Beam, Sour Mix, Cola
Klingon Disrupter
Jim Beam, Mezcal, Cinnamon Schnapps
Mahwah Iced Tea
Jim Beam, Southern Comfort, Iced tea, Ice
Mexican three w
PiecesMy feelings are once you give your whole heart to someone you never get it all back! But I am told you can love again and that if it was meant to be you would still be with that love. I believe that too but how do you know when it is "true"? I am a person who once I bring the wall around my heart down I give all I have left! What if I try to hard and dont have any heart left at all because its all been broken in to pieces? Well I think maybe I do know... IF or When I find that person I will pick up those pieces and love that person with all the broken pieces. I dont mean to sound cheesy but this is me plain and simple.
.
~~a Recent Experience~~Gynecologist Visit
A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.
After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While
Doing so he asked her,
"Do you know what I am doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or
Dermatological abnormalities."
"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts.
"Do you know what I am doing now?"
he asked.
"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer."
"Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his
Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked,
"Do you know what I am doing now?"
What Ended LoveHey there boys and girls I have been writing and thinking about some new theories. And thought wait a second why not share them with all of my Myspace friends!!! Truth is I am bored and get tired of writing everything down in a note book so thought I would start sharing my mental methods of maddens. LOL
Lately I have heard quite a few people talk of love at first sight. I just have to say that is so full of shit. Love at first sight is just societys way of justifying lust. It is really just a fancy saying its ok to hook up so quickly with someone. Long ago love was something that happened in time. Take into consideration even 50-60 years ago. People met their husbands or wives in high school and got married. Those people today are still married and say that they have never loved another. Why because their relationships were based on something with a more stable foundation. People loved but more beneath the surface. It all had more meaning than this superficial shit people are r
Don't Start Without MeDon't start without me:
So what shall your punishment be, my pet? I come home from working an all night shift to find you in ou bedroom, watching a XXX DVD we bought together a few weeks ago, your legs parted wide, your hand between your legs, fingertips rubbing over the bud of your clit. Your eyes, as I walked in, were riveted to the display on the TV screen, a well-toned nymph with long auburn hair falling around her angelic face, her mouth full of cock as another man behind her slowly pushes and pulls his cock out of her ass, glistening with sweat. You look up at me and playfully pout as you ask, "Was I bad?"
"I thought we were going to watch it together."
"I got horny and I couldn't wait. I'm sorry." You look up at me through long, thick lashes, biting your full bottom lip, full of contrition, but I see the ghost of a smile there, too. You knew what would happen, and you wanted to get caught. I know exactly what your punishment should be...
Of all my favorite boudoir
Yayayay!!!!!Me and Marq are friends again...
Im SOOOOOOO fuckin happy..OMG OMG!!
Im never gunna fuck up again!..you never know how precious a friendship is until you lose it!!!!
Lub Ew Marq~~~~
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Slow Cooker - French Style Pork StewI love this recipie. The prep takes a bit of work, but it is worth it :)
By The Book:
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
1 pork tenderloin (16oz), cut into 3/4-1" cubes
1 medium onion, coarsely chopped
1 rib of celery, sliced
1/2 teaspoon dried basil leaves
1/4 teaspoon dried rosemary, crushed
1/4 teaspoon dried oregano leaves
1 cup chicken broth
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1/2 package frozen mixed vegetables (8oz), thawed
1 jar (4 oz) sliced mushrooms, drained
1 package (about 6oz) rice
2 teaspoons lemon juice
1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg
Salt and Pepper
1)
Heat oil in large skillet over high heat. Add pork, onion, celery, basil, rosemary and oregano. cook until pork is browned. Place pork mixture in slow cooker. Stir Chicken broth into flour until smooth, pour into slow cooker.
2)
Stir in vegetables and mushrooms. Cover, cook on low 4 hours or until pork is barely pink in center. Prepare rice according to package, discarding any spice packet if desired.
3)
Sti
~~are We Fighting A War On Terror Or Aren't We~~Subject: Sentiments
Outstanding sentiments!
>
> WOW . ?? is this laying it on the line or what?
> The lady who wrote this letter is Pam Foster of Pamela
Foster and Associates in Atlanta . She's been in business since
1980 doing interior design and home planning. She recently wrote
a letter to a family member serving in Iraq ....... Read it!
>
"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was
> it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our
shores on September 11, 2001?
> Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not
> brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across
the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in
Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children
die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't
they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran
~~remember The Terrorist Shoe Bomber~~Remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built into his shoe and tried to light it?
Did you know his trial is over?
Did you know he was sentenced?
Did you see/hear any of the judge's comments on TV or Radio?
Didn't think so.
Everyone should hear what the judge had to say.
Ruling by Judge William Young, US District Court.
Prior to sentencing, the Judge asked the defendant if he
had anything to say. His response: After admitting his guilt to the court for the record, Reid also admitted his "allegiance to Osama bin Laden, to Islam, and to the religion of Allah," defiantly stating, "I think I will not apologize for my actions," and told the court "I am at war with your country."
Judge Young then delivered the statement quoted below:
January 30, 2003, United States vs. Reid. Judge Young:
"Mr. Richard C. Reid, hearken now to the sentence the Court imposes upon you.
On counts 1, 5 and 6 the Court sentences you to life in prison in th
The Start Of Forbidden LoveMan and girl walk under the moon of full,
their faces enjoy the breeze of cool.
Her heart starts beating at a quickened pace
as she looks into her boyfriend's face,
his face, pale as the moon,
And wonders: "Will it happen soon?"
They come to a green field of dark,
where, at daylight, stands the park.
Her dark eyes see nothing there.
"Good," she whispers, and flips her raven hair.
"If you love me, love me!" says she
"If so ye will," answers he.
She lies on the grass of cold
and feels his breath most bold
Now, her whole body shakes,
fearing that from the dream she wakes.
his hand travels to her lips
and there it gently grips.
she sees his teeth of white,
those sharp blades of night.
And oddly, she starts to fear,
that he didn't hold her dear.
she starts to kick and swing,
yet it does not harm the darkness king.
His hand muffles her shriek
and her punches to her seem weak.
He bites her flesh of neck
and she fights no longer bac
MindfuckLike a rollercoaster haunted house
Like screaming screaming screaming at the
top of your lungs
of your lungs
Like time warps and photo negatives
Like that bad bad really bad
80's rock music
Like Toto meets Africa meets
Acapella meets the Earth Tones
Like flowered rainboots and
hot pink post its and flying moon monkeys
going midnight bowling with strobe lights
and godammit
it won't fit
it just won't fit
and it's like that fucking
89
or the lunch detention for chewing gum
Or fuck
it's that mindfuck
it's this fucking poem
This poem has officially
fucked your mind
Up the ass
No Lubricant
Naughty Or Nice?You Were Mostly Nice This Year!
Sure, you had your naughty moments... but guess what?
Santa was probably sleeping when you were living it up.
As far as he's concerned, you've been on your best behavior.
So cross your fingers, and you might score good presents.
Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?
A Special DateHe had asked her to meet him in the hotel parking lot. He had told her that a little shopping spree was in store. He told her to wear her CFM sandals, an above the knee skirt and a blouse. She came driving in, ten minutes late, flushed, breathless. He was parked in a remote corner of the lot. She jumped out and as he had "trained" her, came around to his side of the car.
"You're late," he said. She started to explain but he stopped her with a gesture.
"Late little girls, what happens to them?"
She looked down and said "they get spanked."
"Do you deserve to be spanked?" She nodded.
"Come closer." She did.
"Are you wet?" he asked. She nodded.
"Show me."
"Right here?" she whined.
He didn't respond. She inched her skirt up. He extended his arm and slid his fingers under her thong and into her. She was soaked. She knew her face was red and she felt warm. He started talking, sliding his thumb along her clit. "Well you are good and juicy for me, that's delightful my
Vampyre KissesI come to you in the darkness
As you're sleeping in your bed
I silently walk toward you
As you slowly raise your head
I gently whisper to you,
"I am one of the undead."
You stare at me with terror
As I climb into your bed
With thoughts of death
And darkness swimming your head
But soon they turn lustful
As you see my long black gown
With passionate desire burning;
You hardly make a sound
Don't be frightened of me
I've only come to feed
And if you do this for me
I'll satisfy your need
So as the midnight hours
Quietly tick by
As we feed
Each others' blood lust
And agreeably comply
And so the dawn approaches
I gently take your hand
As we walk a path to darkness
In the quiet of the land
You step with me into my coffin
As I slowly close the lid
And from the eyes of daylight
We are silently hid
Poetry((my Best Freind))You are apart of my life every day.
I look to you to light my way.
When i am down and need a friend.
I know your there till the end.
You shed you blood so that i could be saved.
Then three days later arrised from your grave.
Knowing this i feel not alone.
I await you arms to welcome me home.
I can"t imagine the pain you endored.
But it"s some thing my mind wont ignore.
You were there when good or bad.
Your the best friend i have ever had.
You gave your life and most ask why.
So we can join you home in the sky.
this poem was published 2 years ago in best poets of 2005-2006 i wrote this poem for my mother who is a sunday school teacher .. she scorned me of my wicked ways but i tried to make her understand its not what i do in life that will get me to hell but what i belive instead
Thought For The Daylife is all about ass, your either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, thrying to get a piece of it, behaving like one or you live with one, so yeah case rested
UntiltledThere is light in you that no one sees.. Because its been shattered and hidden by misery.. They state that misery does not ajoined well with company.. but when look you will see that individual that brings out the light that you no longer see.. I have been there and live there in the darkest part of my soul trying to take away the one thing that I hold.. I held my life in my hands and wondered the streets lost and confused hoping and wishing that my life would end here.. Still to this day I sometimes say lord please take me far far away.. My heart is scorned and bursied and can’t take no more.. I have been through the paths of hell one to many times.. I wonder sometimes when I’m going to die.. I even felt at times that there was no one to love me cause I live in misery..
Depression is a bitch and can kill you softly.. can have you in tears that never disappear.. It makes you feel like your useless.. If you have ever walked a path in the shadow of darkness you know it’s a lonely p
Forever And AlwaysWhen I'm with you,
eternity is a step away,
my love continues to grow,
with each passing day.
This treasure of love,
I cherish within my soul,
how much I love you...
you'll never really know.
You bring a joy to my heart,
I've never felt before,
with each touch of your hand,
I love you more and more.
Whenever we say goodbye,
whenever we part,
know I hold you dearly,
deep inside my heart.
So these seven words,
I pray you hold true,
"Forever And Always,
I Will Love You."
DeathWell this year blows hardcore. My Aunt Helen died last night. She starved herself to death. My Uncle Jim died on the 1st of December of cancer. And my Nanny (Great Grand Mother) died in September. This year BLOWS!!!!!!!
Wow!!okay i just posted that last blog...and i noticed i got a shit load of points...
was it from the blog?? :)
oh yeah, bitches, if you're reading this one and didnt read the one before, go back and fucking read it.
Still Very SickThings got really bad after a couple nights ago, guys. I just haven't been on at all this week very much. I'm sorry :(
if you guys wanna drop me a line feel free to hit my inbox or shoutbox. otherwise i'm just totally rocked by whatever i have come down with :(
take care and Merry Christmas to all my Cherry Tap friends. You guys kick major ass!
Sincerely,
Jaha
aka
Jon
I Will Love You ForeverI love you so deeply,
I love you so much,
I love the sound of your voice
And the way that we touch.
I love your warm smile
And your kind, thoughtful way,
The joy that you bring
To my life every day.
I love you today
As I have from the start,
And I'll love you forever
With all of my heart.
Get Away From My Deski've been sitting here most of the day randomly rating people's pictures and leaving random comments on pictures and rating profiles and all kinds of shit like that for this...
I WANT TO POST A FUCKING POLL!! i am going to call them polls, cause i dont like that gay word they use for them...how retarded.
but anyway, i have to be at level 5 to post one, and i'm like 2 hundred something points away from that. lame, i know. i'll get there eventually.
my work gets on my last fucking nerve. i got paperwork from one of the drivers, and someone who works here was like "did you get all 5 pages?" and i'm like "yes" and he's like "are you sure?" and i'm like "yes" and i sit there and go through them again one more time. and he WATCHES me go through them...so then why the fuck does he pick up the papers and go through them one more fucking time like i'm a moron?? oh i was shitty. i'm thinking okay fuck you, you can go ahead and stay here and put the damn signatures in too while you're g
Aaaand Finallythe result was: vesicle in perfect state, size and texture normal
other things like liver are ok too
so it's me vs. gastritis then......
other thing is, the same someone i talked sometime ago (the near friends knows who i'm talking about) and hurted me, said me "you shouldn't tell everyone about what i did"
LOL, what does that mean? i can't tell my friends of what he did to me? i only told the truth... hahaha it's the funniest thing i heard in long time :D
Good StuffYou Are 68% Sociopath
The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil!
Are You A Sociopath?
Uncle Filthy@ CherryTAP
Chosen GenerationCHOSEN GENERATION
Lenora Love Whiteside
Lenora Love Whiteside,
Poet & Spoken Word Artist
www.LenoraLove.com
EMAIL:
LenoraLove@yahoo.com
LenoraLove@poetic.com
The JewelYou're my man, my mighty king,
And I'm the jewel in your crown,
You're the sun so hot and bright,
I'm your light-rays shining down,
You're the sky so vast and blue,
And I'm the white clouds in your chest,
I'm a river clean and pure,
Who in your ocean finds her rest,
You're the mountain huge and high,
I'm the valley green and wide,
You're the body firm and strong,
And I'm a rib bone on your side,
You're an eagle flying high,
I'm your feathers light and brown,
You're my man, my king of kings,
And I'm the jewel in your crown.
Come OnOk now this is bullshit i have over 1000 friends and only 240 fans and also only like 20 of you commented my page and pictures and like 80% of you i have atleast rated your pics the least yopu can do is rate mine.
So please help me out here people rate and comment my page and pictures. And fan me also please.
Much Love To All Of You
~Heather~
What I Love About YouWhat I Love About You
I love the way you look at me,
Your eyes so bright and blue.
I love the way you kiss me,
Your lips so soft and smooth.
I love the way you make me so happy,
And the ways you show you care.
I love the way you say, "I Love You,"
And the way you're always there.
I love the way you touch me,
Always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me,
And glad that you are mine.
Thank YouPeople come and go through
My life but for some reason
You seemed to have stayed
by my side
No matter how much i tried
to push you out you always
got back in
No matter how much i hurt you
you always stayed
No matter how much i fought you
you never fought back
and you always stayed
No matter how much i hated
myself you always loved me
Thank you for standing by
me through it all and for
loving me for me
Sorry, It Happens!Don't move, I'll get you a towel...hehe
He has a mind of his own most of the time....
Oh, it feels so good to be so bad!!!
TomTom
Merry Christmas, DarlingMerry Christmas, Darling
by BlueWolf
Merry christmas, my Darling,
This is my special gift to you.
May the spirit of this joyous season
Be with you all year through.
When you wake on Christmas morning
And I'm not there to see,
May you find the gift of happiness,
Beneath your Christmas tree.
When you look outside your window,
I just want you to know,
That I'm always right beside you,
Like those angels in the snow.
I'll light a special candle,
To honor the bond we share,
And know in your heart that I love you,
Even though I can't be there.
When It's time to rest my weary head,
At the end of this wonderful day,
I'll give thanks for all my blessings
And for the love you send my way.
Philosophy Of Housecleaning!MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
I don't do windows because ...
I love birds
and don't want one to run into a clean window
and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because ...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt
then I'll feel terrible
( plus they may sue me.)
I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
They are very good company,
I have named most of them,
and they agree with everything I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs because ...
I want every creature
to have a home of their own.
I don't Spring Clean because ...
I love all the seasons
and don't want the others
to get jealous.
I don't pull weeds
in the garden because ...
I don't want to get in God's way,
HE is an excellent designer!
I don't put things away because ...
My husband
will never be able to find them again.
I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ...
I don't want my guests
to stress out over what
to make when they invite me
over for dinner.
I don't
Ordinary PeopleORDINARY PEOPLE
Lenora Love Whiteside
Lenora Love Whiteside
Poet & Spoken Word Artist
www.LenoraLove.com
EMAIL:
lenoraLove@Yahoo.com
LenoraLove@Poetic.com
Saying Heyhey whats up hope everyone is having a great time drink one for me
Two Lost SoulsThe warm glow inside
the blushes i cant hide
sorry no more felt
virtual kisses my heart has to melt
to feel your touch just to hold your hand
such a gift only we could understand
only time will tell
if lady love will remove her spell
for falling so soon and deep i can not help
for this love is new and never felt
one day soon when we first meet
all my defences you will surely defeat
are souls will be together embraced
the kiss of lipps and your love to taste
this the gift that feels so heaven sent
my love for you is always yours and for ever
never borrowed or to someone else lent
for you will be my one and only
and i promise with the vow of my words
your heart will never be lonely
these my thoughts are clean and true
and so i can say with no doubt or regret
that i love you
Vote Vote Vote!!!!If this link works go comment bomb her!! if the link doesn't work go to happy kinky country girl and get the link from her!!
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A Poser ??Well after talking to this person here 'Mikediho" it seems 'he' can't even get his ages right .. first he's 40 and then 47..they sounded more like a kid.. lol man what a loser. makes me wonder what else he is up to.. yuckk
Answered PrayersANSWERED PRAYERS
Lenora Love Whiteside
Lenora Love Whiteside
Poet & Spoken Word Artist
The PicnicPenny the Peppermint Poodle
And Perry the Purple Peacock
Walked with a pair of parasols
To play in the park down the block
They packed a picnic with a peach
A pear, a prune and a pickle
There was a piece of pie for each
And a piece of pumpernickel
Their pink pal Pete the Parakeet
Prepared pizza and plum strudel
For Perry the Purple Peacock
And Penny the Peppermint Poodle
LoveI'd rather bleed with cuts of love than live a life without scars
Entangled In The MoonHer eyes surceed of sorrow
She looked away too soon
And, without this tragedy,
Became entangled in the moon
A leap of faith
And her eyes were torn
From their greatest weakness
They shuddered from the scorn
She gasped and turned
To flee the scene
A hopeless smile
That her eyes sought to see
Twice she beckoned
The return of the sun
But the battle was pointless
The moon easily won
An angel flew by
With scorched, blackened wings
A tone deaf voice
How the angel sings
But as the angel
Nears the moonlight
Her wings spring to life
They shudder, fluff, and turn white
It seemed a miracle
This angel reborn
But she wept hopelessly
For she was meant to mourn
An angel of death
Belongs only to it
The angel was wicked
The loving heart quit
Cheerfully, she realized
She could return
To a previous death
All she needed
Was a scornful breath
Upon the moon
She wrought her wrath
Surrounded by the orb
With a bloody, red bath
Collapsing, the moo
Ahhhh!!!!so i'm pissed now.
i hate it when people keep you wating . and yet when you call you get pushed away becase there bissy . it just bugs the fuck out of me anymore . i hate lies and the poele that tell you them are BIG FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!!!! i'm buntling being vage but i just want to stab someone right now!!!!! it's fucking bullshit and i'm done puting up with lossers anymore. so to all the fuckers and users out ther FUCK YOU YOU LIEING FUCKING DICKS I HATE YOU , AND I"M SORRY I LET MYSLEF BELIVE FOR ONE SEC YOU WHERE TELLING ME THE TRUTH!!!!!
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Slender beams of illumination enter
this darkened prison as I kneel,
always a slave, always despairing,
frozen here,
waiting.
Accusing forms wrought in panes of glass loom as
dust dances in the air,
forming an image in my mind,
searing my naked soul.
A reflection on my face.
I raise my head, now defying
this uncaring truth.
X-mas FunMore cool stuff at YourCoolProfile.com!
Righteous Hatredrighteous hatred
what have you done to me?
a smothering indistinctness of betrayal as memories diminish.
once we experienced bliss,
untainted and open,
but your heart soured.
a clouded throng of hatred -
thoughts follow bitterness, follow pain,
love ground to dust.
in a torrent of righteousness,
i hate you.
My First Mfm Threesome ExperienceMacy’s first mfm swinging experience
I’m not much of a writer, but I’ll just let you know about my first mfm experience into the swinging lifestyle. My husband has always been kinky in the bedroom and wants to try new things. We lived in Germany when he was in the Army and had watched a lot of different kinds of sex movies. One night going into the bedroom after watching some videos, we laid down on the bed…. He began to eat my pussy. It felt great as usual, but he then suggested something totally off the wall—he asked me if I thought I would enjoy 2 guys doing me at the same time. It just sounded so off the wall that I snapped at him, and said, “No,.. Your outta your mind…. but deep in the back of my mind, it kind of turned me on. He stopped talking about it from there and we just done our thing….sex as usual.
I noticed over a period of time he talked to me about it more and more, and I began to use my imagination during sex… and he noticed it really turned me on. My
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It is a night of dark desire, a song of darkness,
wolves vent their howls. The dark one
stirs.
Curling, icy wisps of death shrouds her pale form,
an eternal desire.
Her raven hair cascades over
pale and delicate shoulders, and her
full crimson lips part slightly, to taste the
red tears streaming from the
pale flesh beneath
her.
Now a night of shared vitality,
I awaken.
Thanks!I just wanted to say thank you to everyone that helped me win my sexy lingerie contest :D... You guys are sooo super awesome!.... I ♥ you to pieces... and i wanted to say thank you to Trisha for letting me be in it... you are so awesome too.... and I ♥ you to pieces too! YAY oh Happy day I won I won I really really won!
Just Life....Lately i find myself chillin and surfin the web...no
excitement although i found some really cool friends
but the drama needs to go! seems like there is more drama on the net than there is in life...unless ur in high school! we are all adults & know how to hadle ourselves...don't we...?? anyway, i wanna send out much luv to my friends!! take it easy and have a happy holiday season!!!!
Life Of A Dj...One of the lamest things bout being a DJ is the waiting! I am so glad it's just something I do during the holiday season. I would rip my hair out! and i have a fade so you know that shit would hurt! But I can't complain really. After the party tonight I'm done til next season. :P
Man I never thought 3 parties over the last 3 days could get boring...ALMOST lol...I sit and wait. :P le sigh...
I May JoinI know ALL u fine ladies are Just dying to know WHAT CONTEST the Great and Wonderful JIM BEAM is havin now..Well snce u asked..
I am havin a Sexy New Years Outfit Contest....
it is simple..OK if u or anyone u know wants to be in my next contest I need u to Private Message me and let me know.
YOU MUST HAVE A PIX OF U DRESSED IN SOME SORTA OF SEXY NEW YEARS OUTFIT..
I cant wait to see what happens in this contest. i am looking for 25 HOTTIES min...
I hope to start contest the Contest will take place 1 week after New Years Eve and run til the 20th of Jan 2007...
PLEASE REPOST THIS AS A BLOG OR A BULLETIN SO I CAN GET THE WORD OUT SINCE I CANT AFFORD A BLAST!!
Thanks Again and I Hope U Join!
Your Host
JIM BEAM
The Guide To WomenA MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING:
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
.... without you in it.
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.
NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
.... you cheap slob!
I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.
COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.
I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.
YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.
I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.
OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.
OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.
I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
We're gonna make fun of you and your friends.
Love ??what is love ??
an extention of your heart and a joining of another
the look you get when you see that person ..
the twinkle in your eyes ....
but what happens when that love fades .. or decreses
in strangth... do you give up ? or try harder ?
do you tell him your not sure if you love him any more .. do you cry in his arms ??
well it that make it better ... will it hurt him ??
just because you have fallen out of love you dont want to hurt him ...
i love him .. but im soo lost !!!!
Guys Only Blow JobsI WANT TO KNO HOW U LIKE UR BLOW JOBS. SLOBBY OR NEAT?? DONE FOR ALONG TIME OR JUST ENOUGH TO GET GOING. DON'T BE SHY LET ME KNO!!!!!
G.d Whiners !!!!THIS BULLSHIT OF NOT BEING ABLE TO COMMENT BOMB, WAS STARTED BECAUSE SOMEONE LOST A CONTEST, AND WENT AND WHINED TO THE SUPPORT STAFF, NOW WE CANT BOMB ANYMORE. IF YOU CANT ACCEPT LOSS AS EASILY AS YOU CAN WINNING, THEN STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE CONTESTS !! I CAN SAY THIS AND KNOW WHAT I,M SAYING, AS I JUST LOST A CONTEST, AND IT WAS A VERY BIG DEAL TO ME, BUT I ACCEPTED THE FACT THAT I WAS BEAT, AND WENT ON WITH IT !! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO WIN A DREAM VACATION, A NEW CAR, A MILLION DOLLERS, AND THIS IS THE INTERNET !! NOONE SHOULD BE TAKING THESE CONTESTS SO SERIOUS THAT THEY HAVE TO BE A CRYBABY, AND RUIN THINGS FOR EVERYONE ON THE SITE !! IF YOU CANT BE A GRACEFUL LOSER, SIT IN YOUR ROOM AND SUCK YOUR THUMB, AND LEAVE THE CONTESTS TO THE ONES THAT ACCEPT LOSS, AS WELL AS WINNING
Poem By My Daughter....My Daughter Beth wrote this for me when I left for Iraq:
i love you daddy
you don't know how much I'll miss you
you'll never know how much it hurts me to watch you leave
you'll never know...
what it feels like to watch your sisters cry
wondering if you'll come home or die
mommy loves you like a brother
and you're my dad there will be no other
you got divorced when i was young
and mommy just stuck out her tongue
she hated you for years
but now she's in tears
because her best friends going out to war
she watched you leave with his troop through the doubled-door
and you'll never know...
what if feels like to watch your sisters cry
wondering if you'll come home or die
mommy loves you like a brother
and your my dad tere will be no other
you said they'll try to take you away
but you wont't let them 'cause you cant wait for the day
to see me
you won't let the bad guys take you away
i thought you left because you didn't like me
you had to go protect the country
i
I Knew I'd Like 30See, I knew I was beginning to like being 30!! ~becky In case you missed it on 60 Minutes...... This is for all you girls 30 years and over... And for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's... AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!! This was a monologue by Andy Rooney from the CBS show, 60 Minutes Andy Rooney said: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in whom she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified.
JonnyWhat does he tell me this time? We're just whores on a fucking assembly line.
Believe me I was there. Take what I want and get the fuck out of here.lets
raise the wall,somebody,to raise the wall. Suck me. Jonnys been a very bad boy
Jonnys been a very bad boy....This door is so high. My life is oblivious to
you and the sun hurts my eyes, but remember you were not going to raise the
wall. stop me ,to raise the wall. (ooh) and you look at me, see through me, I
am nothing to you, you look at me, see through me, I am nothing to you, what
does it want to be? you know you love me. you want to ruin me, I take this
end. Destroy this in me but if you want someone... one will come down
fighting for you!
Jimmy RipMake an online slideshow at onetruemedia.com
Another Story I Wrote For Y Writing Class.One Snow Makers Story
The sun was shining through my window when I woke that fateful afternoon. I laid in my bed as I wiped the sleep from my eyes. The alarm on my clock started screeching a couple of seconds later, which I promptly silenced with a click of the switch on top of the clock. Then lazily I rolled back over and closed my eyes for a few seconds thinking to myself it‘s time to get up already, the night had gone by to quickly. I would have laid there longer in my nice warm bed if it hadn’t been for the protest of my bladder, which forced me to get up.
As I walked down the hallway to the bathroom the thought of another bone chilling night didn’t appeal to me. The spray of hot water felt wonderful as it landed upon my back. The cool air upon my wet skin sent a chill through out my body as I stepped out of the warm confines of the shower stall. Once I had finished drying myself, I quickly threw my t-shirt and sweats back on and walked back to my room. Back in my r
For Those That Care...My toe is almost better! I broke it 8 days ago and it hurt like shit until today. It's still a bit swolen and slightly purple, but it feels a lot better and I can actually walk on it without pain now. Secondly, most of you know this already, but I got my nose pierced the other day and it's fuckin' awesome :D It doesn't hurt any more so I just need to make sure I keep it clean so it doesn't get infected. I'm gonna get my ears or eyebrow done next (after I pay off all my bills and such of course). Adios for now.
For Those That Care...My toe is almost better! I broke it 8 days ago and it hurt like shit until today. It's still a bit swolen and slightly purple, but it feels a lot better and I can actually walk on it without pain now. Secondly, most of you know this already, but I got my nose pierced the other day and it's fuckin' awesome :D It doesn't hurt any more so I just need to make sure I keep it clean so it doesn't get infected. I'm gonna get my ears or eyebrow done next (after I pay off all my bills and such of course). Adios for now.
My Primery PicWHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT. I COME ON MY PAGE AFTER TWO DAYS OF NOT BEING ON AND FIND THAT MY PHOTO THAT HAS BEEN UP FOR A MONTH NOW IS NSFW. PLEASE SOME ONE TELL ME WHY AND WHO EVER BITCHED WHAT THE FUCK IS UR PROBLEM AND WHY DO U THINK IT IS NSFW CUS I HAVE SEEN FAR WORSE THEN THAT WHAT JUST CUS IT HAS FETISH ON IT IS THAT THE PROB OR WHAT THERE IS NOTING SEXUALLY EXPLICIT ABOUT IT. IT IS A BUTT SO WHAT I HAVE SEEN PIC OF NOTHING BUT CLEVAGE SO WHAT ABOUT THOSE SO FROM NOW ON NO ONE RIPS MY PHOTOS WITH OUT MY PERMISSION AND IF U DOT LIKE I DONT CARE.
Original Poetry 3She came to me from above in an electric dream; as I was trying witness a display of illicit delight, she stimulated me much more than ever expected to be that night; she has possessed my mind, but it is my heart that she could redeem;
Love’s sweet mistress I have wronged before, but she takes no notice or mind as if my past is a part of some forgotten lore;
She has a classic beauty like a radiant maiden from a fairytale; having skin so fair with eyes like emerald lightning and hair like fire, to see her close and touch her skin…. I get joy just to aspire and the sound of her voice seems to inspire my endless desire;
She haunts my perception, she penetrates me from every direction, though she is so far away, she touches me from a distance… and though life has hardened my heart, I seem to have no resistance;
She comes to me… each night like a dream I keep dreaming and hope will come true, a voice in the night across three hundred miles of darkness… she comes to me;
I
Yikes!!Well, my back has been hurting me lately... too much walking while christmas shopping and from standing all day long on the concrete floor at the harley shop, but I wasn't too worried about it because I was going to go after christmas and get another set of radio frequency shots..... they told me to protect my back, but I haven't been doing that very well lately.... well.......I got a bill in the mail today!!! $2,000 per shot and I had 2 of them.... Insurance paid all but $500, so now I owe $1,000 for the damn things..... my steroid shots didn't cost a dime (insurance paid them all) so I wasn't expecting to pay anything for these shots..... I can't afford to get these shots!!!!! I wonder why the hell the dr. didn't tell me they would cost me that much.... if I knew that, I wouldn't have gotten them..... grrrrrr... looks like it's back to pain pills for me!! :(
You Know You Are From Nj When...You know you're from Jersey when . . .
You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges."
You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags.
A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter.
You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.
You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 A.M.
You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.
At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and
you know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from.
You know what a "jug handle" is.
You know that WaWa is a convenience store.
You know that the state isn't all farmland.
You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey--there's the shore--and you don't go "to the shore," you go "down the shore." And when you are there, you're not "at the shore"; you are "down the shore."
You know how to properly negotiate a circle.
You knew that the last sentence had to do with driving.
You know that
You Know You've Watched Too Many Zombie Movies When...You know you've watched too many zombie movies when...
by Zombie Chick & Demon Dave
Cemeteries just don't receive the same amount of respect from you as they used to.
You want to wear you body armor to work, but your boss won't let you.
You have counted the number of interior doors in your house vs. the number of windows.
You have memorized the shortest route to every gun store in town.
You have enough arms & ammo to supply a small country.
You have an 8' reinforced chain-link perimeter fence (topped with razor wire) installed around your cozy 3-bedroom suburban home. (Much to the displeasure of your neighbors.)
You try to scare your cat by shambling around with outstretched arms while groaning horribly.
The kids won't trick or treat at your house any more.
You never look at your local mall the same again.
You buy yourself a chainsaw - and you live in an apartment...
You get a job at the local mall just to learn where all the access tunnels are.
EeeeeewwwwwwwwwOkay so I wake up and the eyes are crusty....now Im sneezing like every 2 seconds........allergies suck!!!!
Other than that Im great!!!! Christmas is almost here and my oldest will be home soon.....yipppeeeee
Will YouWill you read my bulletins please..thank you...
Little Known Facts About NjFacts about NJ
If you've ever lived in Jersey...you'll appreciate this!!!
New Jersey is a peninsula.
Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire eastern seaboard, from Maine to Florida.
New Jersey is the only state where all of its counties are classified as metropolitan areas.
New Jersey has more race horses than Kentucky.
New Jersey has more Cubans in Union City (1 sq mi.) than Havana, Cuba.
New Jersey has the densest system of highways and railroads in the US.
New Jersey has the highest cost of living.
New Jersey has the highest cost of auto insurance.
New Jersey has the highest property taxes in the nation.
New Jersey has the most diners in the world and is sometimes referred to as the "Diner Capital of the World."
New Jersey is home to the original Mystery Pork Parts Club
(no, not Spam): Taylor Ham or Pork Roll.
Home to the less mysterious but the best Italian hot dogs and Italian sausage w/peppers and
I'm Having A Contest!ok its official, i'm havin my very first contest so listen up!
who has the best t-shirt?
if you think your t-shirt deserves recognition please let me know and i will add you to my contest. as soon as i have enough contestants i will go over the rules and regulations and of course the prizes! so if you have a pic of you in a great t-shirt please let me know!
Important Info From Our Man On The StreetSecret info from our man on the street.
Current mood: thankful
Hello everyone, this is Juan Johnson with a special report. This week I spoke with local celebrity, Stranglin Jack Johnson, who claims that the Marie Calendars remodeling is "taking longer than the whole damned 'Iraq' thing."
I got this unique opportunity to speak with this legendary man, not by chance, but by an arranged meeting that he set up the day before with my editor.
Because of his enormous popularity, he wanted us to meet at a secure location of his choosing. I found myself at a laundry-mat full of people eating watermelon and arguing about the price of gas.
When he arrived, I knew he had something in mind to discuss. He was very tall, and wearing a Superman costume meant for a 6 year old. The costume did a piss-poor job of hiding his Mandingo from me, and the rest of the watermelon munchers.
"I CANT BELIEVE IT!" he exclaimed even before sitting down. "How dumb can they be?"
I was awestruck at th
Bonecracker LyricsBonecracker - Shocore
I'm the bonecracker, I'm the bonecracker,
I'm gonna come from benhind im the back atackka
I'm the bonecracker, I'm the bonecracker,
I'm gonna get in your mind and you'll find ill unwrap ya
sraight in your face im like mace
when you cry, you'll need a backbrace
the day that they find you unwind
you unbind you'll find that I'm lethal
I will give the beat to you in a hand-drill.
Inside, your mind,
inside your mind,
get it in, get it in,
come on get it in,
get it in, get it in,
come on get it in.
Get to the side 'cause I'm the bonecracker,
I'm gonna come from benhind im the back attacka,
rock and a ryhme and I start with the basement,
down to your feet and it aint 'cause you're wet,
the crack in the back and the cruisers of the night
strip the pipe at the bull-tip right to the bull-bed.
Inside, your mind,
inside, your mind,
inside, your mind,
inside, your mind.
Get it in, get it in,
come on get it in,
get it in, get it in,
Tattoolalala
i get my tattoo today
now i just gotta wait til blakes get home then we are off to go
i have busy weekend ahead of me...
Contest For Hottest Ct DivaLOOKING FOR THE HOTTEST CT DIVA IF YOU ARE INTERSTED IN JOINING JUST HIT ME UP THEN TELL ALL YOUR FREINDS TO COMMENT COMMENT AND COMMENT SOME MORE THERE IS NO LIMIT AND PRIZES ARE AS FOLLOWS FIRST PLACE DAIMOND EARINGS SECOND PLACE IS 10,000 IN GIFTS AND THIRD IS 5,000 IN GIFTS LOOKING FOR AT AROUND 20 FEMALES CONTEST STARTS THE 28TH IF WE HAVE ENOUGH LADIES SO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT
I Am So Happy Part 2I really am happy when I talk to this woman she is really great to talk to. I feel like I am cloud 9. I thought that after I got divorced that I would never feel this way about a woman again. But I was wrong and it feels so good that I just wanna tell the world how much I love her and I can't wait to see her.
3 More Days............and the Legend of Zela shall be in my hands........... don't expect to see me til the game is over...........
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The WeekendWell another weekend is here most are doing family things. I have to work on my music. All is well maybe go out with some friends tonight but not sure yet...
Many people with parties happening so it should be fun I hope everyone has been good boys and girls and get everything that you want !!! Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!
About Me...ok look im gonna put it this way SO LISTEN THE FUCK UP IGHT....IM NOT PERFECT NOR DO I CLAIM TO BE BUT I AM LOYAL TO THOSE WORTHY OF MY LOYALITY, NOW IF YOU EVEN CONSIDER STABBING ME IN THE BACK JUST KEEP THIS IN MIND AT ONE POINT IN LIFE THE TIME FOR MY REVENGE WILL COME AND WHEN IT DOES YOU BEST BET YOUR ASS IM GOING TO BE FUCKING READY..AND IT WONT BE PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT I WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH REMEMBER THAT
For The Lame Ass Bitches Who Think Sall Juggalos/lettes Are Stupid....must be nice to be without fault or sin, toi be so utterly perfect that you have the right to judge others, all i can say is this..say what u wish of me and my family for one thing that will never change is how we stick together and no one..and i do me NO ONE can break up this family nor can you drag us down..so feel freet o hit us with your best shot...but remember..KARMA'S A BITCH!!!!
My "safe" Holiday Greeting...Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the Winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, with respect to the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, and a successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other great cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Canada great (not to imply that Canada is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
Best Wishes,
Pete
I Hate Todayi wish today would have never came,,,
my father a lying cheating son of a bitch,,
for years i did not know,,
he would never come around ,,, then today i fount out that he is a child molester,,
when he dies i will be the first to piss on his grave,,
if he reads this: I FUCKING HATE YOU ,, STAY OUT OF MY LIFE,, OH WAIT YOU ARE ALREADY OUT MY LIFE,, I AM YOUR ONE AND ONLY DAUGHTER,, BESIDES MY STEP SISTER,, AND YOU SHOULDNT BE A PARENT CUZ YOU STILL PLAY ,, YOU AINT NO MAN,,,YOU WILL BECOME A MAN WHEN YOU ARE A FATHER TO YOUR KIDS,,
My First PostWell I thought I would go ahead and post SOMETHING on here since I hadnt yet.I dont really have much to say ATM since Im kinda distracted between kids and the holiday....I hope everyone has a great holiday and gets all they want :)
Blessed Be
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1."So, what's your screen name?"
2."My mom is passed out on meds. Wanna come over?"
3."Get into the back of my van, I'm not kidding."
4."I'm a tenth level wizard. Wanna see my cape?"
5."So, have you ever been to Czechoslovakia? Perhaps the Soviet Union?"
6."Hey, its singles night at the Scientology Center"
7."Let's go pray."
8."Wanna see my junk?"
9."Have you ever seen the inside of a public utilities bathroom?"
10."Someone walks up to you and spits on you. "Can I help you get out of them wet clothes?"
Love & FamiliartyShe beckon to me
from the hall door.
She calls my body
with her eyes.
We were here,
so long ago.
I belong here-
my spirit knows.
The hesitation is gone;
I give in completely.
Is this Love,
or Familiarity?
I holds her close-
kissing her deep.
No more teasing-
no more fear;
I pull her to the bed-
it's finally Real.
"Do you want this?"
And I answer yes.
This is so much more-
I inside her.
I hold her close-
and our souls touch.
Is this Love,
or Familiarity?
We hold on-
just caressing.
The Kiss seems forever-
and never long enough.
Moving-in and out;
Living enlightenment.
I brush the hair from her eyes-
our souls are one.
This one moment-
it must end.
Yet, in my heart,
I know it won't.
Because this is Love,
and Familiarity.
This Day - 23 Dec 0623 Dec 06 - Saturday
1943 Derek Small - Spinal Tap
1955 Dave Murray - Iron Maiden
1965 Eddie Vedder - Pearl Jam
1965 Slash - Guns N' Roses
1779 Benedict Arnold court-martialed for improper conduct
1888 Dutch painter Vincent van Gogh cuts off his left ear
1972 16 plane crash survivors rescued after 70 days, survived by cannibalism
1985 James Vance (20) & Raymond Belknap (18) commit suicide, sparking their families to sue rock group Judas Priest for subliminal messages
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Mark Twain
NorteNORTENOS are red
NORTENOS are brown
thats my GANG
so don't put it down!!
My GANGSTA pride
I will not hide
My NORTENO GANG
I will not disgrace
My THUGGISH blood
flows hot & true
My GANGSTA peeps
I will stand by you
thru thick & thin
till the day I die
Our NORTENO flag
Always stands high
I yell this poem
Louder than all the rest.
cuz every 1 knows
NORTENOS ARE THE BEST!!!
GANGSTA Pride in my mind
THUGGISH BLOOD is my kind
So step aside and let me through
Cuz its all about the NORTENO crew
Life sucks and then u die
but if your a NORTENO
You die with good ass pride!!!!
IF YOUR A TRUE NORTENO U WIL SEND THIS TO 10 NORTENOS
NORTENOS Dont Play
We are born and raised in the NORTE Land to kill with our bare hands. They send us up to SCRAPVILLE and we arrive with the intention to kill. We walk around being proud of what we are. When we hit trade we look hard waiting to catch a SUR RATA off his guard. They try to hide but there are NORTE
Porn For The HolidaysFor all you sad sacks who are alone this holiday season, why not celebrate it with some porn...
Larry Flynt of Hustler Video serves your need in this time of year by announcing the following holiday themed titles:
"Dick the Halls"
"I saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus"
For you beastiality enthusiasts, there's "Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer...Has a Very Giant Schlong..."
But don't stop there!
There's "Oh Cum, All Ye Faithful"
The time-honored classic, "Jingle Balls"
There's also,
"The Big Black Yule Log"
"Debbie Loves Frosty"
"The Twelve Lays of Christmas"
My personal favorite, "All I Want For Christmas...Is A Gang Bang..."
And, you can also stuff your stocking to:
"Mrs. Claus and Her Backdoor Elves, Volume VII"
So, come on, put on your mistletoe belt buckle and liven up the holidays....
Act now and Larry will also throw in,
"Twat, The Night Before Christmas..."
Love ComesDreams come with a sweet haze,
we think to never fade away.
How sad it is,
When reality chases it aside.
But we hold to the thought-
this idea of happiness-
sure we can earn it's grace.
Someday we will find
peace in that strange place
we call the human heart.
Wonderfully enough-
Love does come.
And when it is gone,
it leaves it's trace-
a memory to look upon,
and smile.
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Guys Heads Up,,,,Guys heads up, a warning from a friend of mine...................
A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good looking 20 or 21 year-old girls come over to your car
as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you
thank
them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and
instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Rona. You agree and
they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the
other one steals your wa
Trusting Your Mind And HeartSometimes the heart can lead u into believin that ur in love . Ur mind trys 2 tell u 2 c the other side of the wall b4 making a decision. I 4 1 should have listened 2 my mind instead of my heart. It led my into a relationship that ended up with my heart being broken . If u only listen 2 advice once, listen 2 mine. Dont only trust ur heart unless ur mind agrees.
Merry Multi-meezmas!Multi-Meez, please!I have the best news to tell you! I'm so excited - Can you tell?I know you all wanted multiple Meez because frankly, I did, too. I spent a lot of time creating Meez upon Meez upon Meez, each representing one of my many interests. One of those Meez accounts is all about my love for Harry Potter. Her name is HeyHermione.Now, just like everyone else, Hermione has multiple interests. She likes rocking out to wiz rock. She likes lobbing a few snowballs after the Yule Ball. She likes flying on her broom. She likes reading and earning good grades.Why limit her?We have heard your cries. And guess what? This holiday season, we are debuting free Meez Albums! Save 5 different Meez looks! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5!Here's what you do:Style. Save. Export. Business as usual.Under "Choose Meez," click on one of the "Empty Album Slot" buttons.In the lower lefthand corner, click on "Add to Album."Name and describe your Meez du jour.From now on you can pick and choose from your fab five Meez style
Healing Others SpellLight a blue candle and visualize the person who needs healing. When the picture is clear in your mind, target the area of disease and color it bright red. Now visualize tiny workers brushing soft green paint over that spot. Hold the picture until the spot is completely painted over. Open your eyes and chant:
I hold you in my heart and wrap you in my love.
My circle of protection descends now from above.
And as I send this energy, all pain shall disappear
And all disease shall dissipate and shrivel up in fear.
The emptiness I now replace with fresh vitality,
so you may thrive upon the Earth in laughter, love and glee.
Bright blessings and good health, my friend, encase you from now on.
I ask that they watch over you and keep you well and strong.
Allow the candle to burn out.
Animalistic FeelingHave you ever had the feeling. Like there's an animal inside you, wanting out. It could be that your animal guardian is trying to communicate with you. I have learned to not only speay with mine, but allow them to come out in my body. Everyone has animal guardians. Most choose to ignore them. Others listen and respond. I have three that i talk with. My dominant is a cheetah. Secondary is a dragon. Third is a polar bear. Each has its own unique qualities that they share with me.
If you would like to learn more about these guardians, please feel free to contact me.
Predatory HomosexualsThis is just an introductory statement for the blog I'll type up inthe morning. But for now all I gotta say is that if ya do a Blast...be prepared for some unwanted consequences. I'll leave it at that for now. Stay tuned for tomorrow's full featured update...lol
Im Me!!!You scored as Submissive. You are a natural submissive, and live to please your partner. While you have a will of your own, you enjoy challenging yourself if it gives someone you care about pleasure. While you are smart and decisive, you enjoy "letting someone else drive" at times. You are a rare and beautiful creature, and will be *extremely* cherished when under the care of the right Dominant. Submissive90%Abuser or Sycophant68%Vanilla43%Dominant33%Vanilla or Dom/sub?created with QuizFarm.com
Just Becuz Im PissedI could be mean
I could be angry
You know I could be just like you
I could be fake
I could be stupid
You know I could be just like you
You thought you were standing beside me
You were only in my way
You’re wrong if you think that I’ll be just like you
You thought you were there to guide me
You were only in my way
You’re wrong if you think that I’ll be just like you
You thought you were there to guide me
You were only in my way
You’re wrong if you think that I’ll be just like you
I could be cold
I could be ruthless
You know I could be just like you
I could be weak
I could be senseless
You know I could be just like you
You thought you were standing beside me
You were only in my way
You’re wrong if you think that I’ll be just like you
You thought you were there to guide me
You were only in my way
You’re wrong if you think that I’ll be just like you
You thought you were there to guide me
You were only in my way
You’re wrong if you think that I’ll
Sacred DivinityIn peaceful silence she lies there and sleeps
Dreaming of secrets conceiled in the deeps
Of our long forgotten history.
Those who are devoted to her know that she keeps
In her pure soul the key
To our identity.
I will guard your ancient dreams
Protect my lovely sleeping beauty.
I will give my life and love
For my Sacred Divinity.
Now the wintersun paints her in shining gold.
Smiling she wakes up and asks me to hold
Her gentle hand in mine.
Her graceful white body trembles in the cold.
She knows today the forces will aline - Forces hating the divine.
I will save you from their blind
And unreflecting treachery.
I will guard your soul and life
My Sacred Divinity.
I will always stand by your side,
Save you from their tyranny.
Or I will die for my love,
My Sacred Divinity.
Hear the storm blowing, see the skies darkening,
On marketplaces and in churches crowds of them are gathering!
Here they come marching, betraying and lying,
To take our love, and our
Made Itthe flight sucked i made it, off to go ice skating...
I'm such a tourist.
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MemoriesMemories of you
Haunt me everyday
A never healing wound
And nothing left to say
I die a little every day
I die a little anyway
For the memories
for hell inside of me
No true emotions
No true regrets
No true devotion can live off bitterness
My hollow inside
My hollow heart
My restless soul is longing to depart
Come surround me with your grace
Wash away my deep disgrace
Take me into your sweet embrace
Where i can live in sin
I die a little anyway
I die a little every day
For the memories
For hell inside of me
No true emotions in my hollow heart
Frail Without YouGrief never dies
It slowly turns into
Another form of despair
Another form of pain
I gave you my life
You gave me yours
We thought it would last forever
We thought it would never end
For each other we took our lives
Where can I find my love
I am frail without you
For a moment we shared one heart
In death we would never be alone
But somehow we did part
In loving memory that is what it said
Nicely carved in stone
Somehow alive
Somehow still alone
Somehow alive even in death
Somehow still alone
MehMerry Christmas, tards.
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SerenaSnow has covered her grave
And flowers have withered away
Could wind cries in the trees
Frozen tears mark my grief
The flickering weak candlelight
Shatters the dead of the night
I bury my face into my hand
I try to speak but I cant
With a breeze arrives a sparrow
Lands on her gravestone
I raise my head and realize
I am no longer alone
Haven of shadows in the garden of stones
Cold wind blows out the flame
And darkness surrounds me again
The sparrow starts silently singing
A song only she and I know
I shed tears on her grave
And silently whisper her name
As cold wind still shakes the trees
I know she now rests in peace
With a breeze leaves the sparrow
Flies into the unknown
I bow my head and realize
I want to follow
South Side Irish Lyricsok kids, i was sitting here thinking about how many of you around the world have never heard the song south side irish because its a chicago thing, so i figured i would share!!! CANT WAIT for the soutside parade on March 11, 2007.
Written in 1984 by singer Terry McEldowney and guitar players Tom Black and Tom Walsh, the song alternately boasts about the South Side and bashes the North, as in this verse and chorus:
"We sing the songs our fathers sang when they were growing up, rebel songs of Erin's Isle in the South Side Irish pubs, and when it comes to baseball -- we have two favorite clubs, the go-go White Sox . . . and whoever plays the Cubs.
"We're the South Side Irish as our fathers were before, we come from the Windy City and we're Irish to the core, from Bridgeport to Beverly from Midway to South Shore, we're the South Side Irish -- let's sing it out once more."
Evidently I'm A Prophet... Huh...You Are a Prophet Soul
You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone.
Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people.
Sometimes this faith can lead to disappoinment in the long run.
No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way.
You are a good interpreter, very sensitive, intuitive, caring, and gentle.
Concerned about the world, you are good at predicting people's feelings.
A seeker of wisdom, you are a life long learner looking for purpose and meaning.
You are a great thinker and communicator, but not necessarily a doer.
Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul
What Kind of Soul Are You?
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MeAre You A Love Monster?
RESULT: Frankenstein
Frankie is simplistic, child-like and inquisitive about his love life, completely unaware of his hostile side until you turn a blow torch on him – then he goes ape crazy. He roams the countryside longing to be loved, not understanding why so many run away from him. Yet when he connects with a true friend, he starts crying like a little girl.
You, the Frankie ego, are therefore kind, accommodating, and totally oblivious to your hidden, raging, shout-it-out-loud side. You're just plain adorable, and green too.
TimeMinutes and seconds are passing us by
Minutes and seconds are passing us by
Time... Time
Minutes and seconds are passing us by
Time... Time
Time... Time... Time is always passing by
Doesn't matter where you are
Time is passing us by
What a beautiful moment
If you're willing to trade
Then I'll give you a moment of mine
Give you a moment of mine
Minutes and seconds are passing us by
Minutes and seconds are passing us by
Minutes and seconds are passing us by
(Time will never stand still)
Minutes and seconds are passing us by
Minutes and seconds are passing us by
(Time will never stand still)
Time... Time... Time is always passing by
Doesn't matter where you are
Time is passing us by
What a beautiful moment
If we took it away
We could use it on some other day
Use it on some other day
Time is here, Time is now
Time is here, Time is now
Time will kill... Time will heal
Time will come and go away
But time will never stay... Time will kill
Tim
This Song Breaks My Heart And Makes Me Cry..mostly becuz it describes my parents to a t..
(If you're sleeping are you dreaming
If your dreaming are you dreaming of me?
I can't believe you actually picked me.)
(”Hi Justin, this is your mother, and it's 2:33 on Monday afternoon.
I was just calling to see how you ware doing.
You sounded really uptight last night.
It made me a little nervous, and a l... and... well... it made me nervous, it sounded like you were nervous, too.
I just wanted to make sure you were really OK,
And wanted to see if you were checking in on your medication.
You know I love you, and...
Take care honey
I know you're under a lot of pressure.
See ya. Bye bye”)
I have to block out thoughts of you so I don’t lose my head
They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed
Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I’m alone
Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home
There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain
An ounce of peace is all I want for y
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First Place.... A Bike
Second place.... A Rolex Watch
Thrid Place .... A Mans Ring
So work on it guys there will be other gifts with the big ones.... These are worth working for.
Good Luck to all my guys!
~ Maria ~
¿dios Mío Porque?Bendición mami me voy para la calle
Reza por mi para que mi suerte no me falle
Y si no regreso es porque fui de largo viaje
Nos veremos en un mundo donde no exista el coraje
Bendición mami me voy para la calle
Reza por mí para que mi suerte no me falle
Y si no regreso es porque fui de largo viaje
Nos veremos algún día socia.
No hago compromiso con la vida si lo tengo con la muerte
Que Dios reparta suerte si me llega a mí la muerte
Bien sabe el creador que no le tengo miedo a nada
Veo cosas raras que me pasan por mi cara
Cosas que suceden a diario en esta vida
Cuando no hay asesinato que alguien contrajo el sida
Mis ojos siguen observando lo que en realidad
Madres asustadas por la criminalidad
Que se puede hacer con la maldita maldad
Si su hijo esta propuesto a que lo vayan a matar
Pidiéndole a Dios no se lo vaya a quitar
Sabiendo que algún día el se tiene que marchar
Comparto yo mis puertas para que puedas tu entrar
Sabia es la persona que lo pueda escuchar
Aq
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Friendssence i have joined this site i have met many cool people and some great ones too and a few outstanding one and i like you all i just wanted to say thanks to every one who has been soo nice and good to me and for the help a select few with the trouble i had and i am realy thankful for such great friends even if odds are i might never meat you i wanted to say thank you for being a good friend i ment a lot to me more then you will ever know
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String TheoryThe other night, I was up way too late, watching infomercials as usual. Then I happened upon a show about " String theory". It alledges that everything in the universe is made up of these ultra-tiny string like particles. Depending on what frequency they resonate at, they form all the different compositions of matter in everything. Or something pretty close to that, I was kind of tired. Here's the catch, they can't prove it and they never will be able to prove it. But thousands of people are studying it as we speak.
With that, I'd like to offer up a theory of mine, this is probably familiar to some of you. I usually offer it up after 8 or 9 beers. My theory states:
It's hard to act tough, with a dick up your ass.
I challenge anyone to disprove this theory. It is a universal truth both literally and figuratively. Unlike string theory, my theory can be researched by just about anyone. Stay tuned to PBS for the full hour long documentary. It airs right before the Ronco grill and
Waiting On Wordlooks like we are going to see Micah one way or the other, Doc restricted visits to Family only but its been strictly family anyway. I want to really thank all who have been thinking of micah and sending out prayers because when things seemed at the worse things seem to happen for the better. I hope each and everyone one of you have the best holiday and hope you all have the joy you have brought to mine
Ezra's BirthdayEzra's Birthday.
It is my baby's birthday today. She is now 23. I love you Ezra!!!
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Can Anyone Vote For Kiffy ????I Know....Seems I have been asking alot of my friends lately. Alot of it is that I have been meeting some really sweet and cool people that I thought you would like to meet. I am trying to make my way to paying dues owed. Slowly getting there. If you haven't recieved anything from me lately....you will. Just been busy and have alot of SHIT going on. I really do want to thank you all for being there. I do have a favor to ask but I wanted to get that out of the way first. Was just gonna ask that if you have time or get bored would you stop by and give Kiffy some Luv. A few votes , alot of votes, I'm sure she would be very thankful.
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IntroI guess so to speak im a Christmes Cherry,WATCH IT.Just joined the group and im computor Illeterate,So to speak.So Bear with me.and ill take any advice on how to set up my page.But for kno.I Just Want To Say God Bless us all.And lets burn our credit cards after Christmas.oh i mean,Havea very merry Christmas.
But Just From past experiences: i would Like to see you next year.Dont Drink and Drive.If in The Glendale Az area,I could be your designated driver.
Just ask
Love Butch
Smilehas any1 seen my smile i cant find it
Two ChoicesREAD THIS. LET IT REALLY SINK IN. THEN CHOOSE.
John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a natural motivator.
If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation.
Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, "I don't get it! You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?"
He replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or ... you can choose to be in a bad mood. I choose to be in a good mood."
Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it.
Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or...
LoveMy sweet beautiful angel.
Sent to me from above.
I am so grateful to have found you,
and I give you all my love.
You must have come from heaven,
because you have pretty little angel eyes.
When you gaze at me with them,
my heart begins to fly.
Your sweet angelic voice,
continuously rings in my ears.
With you by my side,
there is nothing I fear.
Whenever we are together,
You shine with a heavenly glow.
Your beautiful angel face,
raises me up from feeling low.
Yes, heaven is missing an angel,
because you are here with me.
You're my sweet, beautiful angel,
and I'll love you for eternity!
My View Of EmoI have been called, by many people Eno, due to my, let us say, diffrent, tast in music, and because I have some issues wiht depreshion. Well, I am not. I belive that deep down inside, at some point in out life or another we have all been Emo. It douse stand for Emotunal. oh and BTW, i cant realy spell.
I Am So HappyI finally found someone who cares for me. She lives in ohio and she is coming to visit me in march. I am looking forward to it.
Merry Christmas, Darlin.....Merry Christmas, Darling
Merry christmas, my Darling,
This is my special gift to you.
May the spirit of this joyous season
Be with you all year through.
When you wakeon Christmas morning
And I'm not there to see,
May you find the gift of happiness,
Beneath your Christmas tree.
When you look outside your window,
I just want you to know,
That I'm always right beside you,
Like those angels in the snow.
I'll light a special candle,
To honor the bond we share,
And know in your heart that I love you,
Even though I can't be there.
When It's time to rest my weary head,
At the end of this wonderful day,
I'll give thanks for all my blessings
And for the love you send myway.
Theblack HoleTHE BLACK HOLE Released 20th Novenber 2006 1-2 Working days IRL/UK : 7working days Rest of World.Order from the website for free postage around the world.
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In an extraordinary twist of fate and because of his uncanny resemblance to Uday Saddam Hussein, Latif Yahia is forced to work as the "double or fiday" of the despots son.During his training, he witnesses the true evil of the man that he is forced to imitate and the brutality of the Iraqi regime at first hand.While attending state functions and royal audiences as his loathsome master, Latif ponders his escape strategy. Undeniably the life of wealth and excess is enticing but he is no more than a bird in a gilded cage.After several assassination attempts against Latif/Uday fail and during Gulf War 1, Latif makes his escape from his life of hell through the Northern Kurdish Territories, with the help of the CIA he is flown out of Iraq to a "New Life" in the West and this
AlmaAlma de Cristo, santifícame.
Cuerpo de Cristo, sálvame.
Sangre de Cristo, embriágame.
Agua del costado de Cristo, lávame.
Pasión de Cristo, confórtame.
¡Oh, buen Jesús!, óyeme.
Dentro de tus llagas, escóndeme.
No permitas que me aparte de Ti.
Del maligno enemigo, defiéndeme.
En la hora de mi muerte, llámame.
Y mándame ir a Ti.
Para que con tus santos te alabe.
Por los siglos de los siglos.
Amen.
Oh Piadoso Corazón De Jesus Siempre PresenteOh Piadoso Corazón de Jesus siempre presente en el Sacramento, siempre lleno de amor ardiente por las pobres almas cautivas en el Purgatorio, ten piedad del alma de quien llega a Ti con humildad. No seas muy severo en Vuestro Juicio y deja que algunas gotas de Vuestra Preciosa Sangre caigan en las devoradoras llamas y haced, oh piadosa Señor, que Vuestros Angeles conduzcan el alma de quien a Ti clama, a un lugar de descanso y paz eterna. Amen.
Fiber!Woohoo! got my hispeed internet finally! No more timeouts and partially loaded pages. :D
Un Leggero FastidioMi attanaglia un leggero fastidio per l'allontanarsi del progetto che mi avrebbe condotto a NewYork.
Il piano Iniziale avrebbe previsto la partenza questo novembre. Abortito immediatamente il piano ho spostato il tutto a febbraio questo che si appresta ad arrivare tra 3 mesi. Ma credo che presto sfumerà anche questa scadenza.
Cosa mi impedisce di consegnare alla polizia il modulo del passaporto e prenotare i biglietti?
I Soldi sono quelli che sono ma avendo l'obiettivo chiaro dinnanzi a me sono pronto al sacrificio.
Per la mia ragazza il Freddo di Novembre come quello di Febbraio sembrano essere dei buoni motivi per posticipare questo mio volto transoceanico.
Non lo so alla fine mi sembra quasi che partendo farei un torto a qualcuno...se non si buttasse in faccia ogni tanto un viaggio di novembre il fastidio sarebbe forse leggermente più leggero...
Ma ora più di ieri mi sembrano inibite tante di quelle possibilità...quasi come se ogni decisione della mia vita dovesse essere presa
Comment Me Plzok I've entered the average Joe contest how about some votes and comments Please. Heres the link.
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=141262&i=1765992428
What I Want For Christmasinspired by my fav MySpace blogger, AwesomeZara, Here is what I want for Christmas.
My wishes are Peace, Love, Happin- aww. i couldn't get through that one with a straight face.
I'd wish for an awesome body. Hell, I'd be happy with my pre-baby body.. except for my boobs. These things are staying, no matter how non-perky they are now, lol. I'd also add no more stretch marks to that one.
I'd wish for more money, because it's getting tough now that theres a baby in the picture.
I'd wish for one of my perfect job(s). Working in a Veterinary Clinic/SPCA, working at a radio/tv station (not on air.. preferably in the Advertising/Marketing sector) or.. the big one... Acting. Small Theater (sorry fellow Canadians, I got with the Americans on the spelling of this..'theatre' wtf is that?) Film, Tv. Who cares? I just want a chance to be someone other than me
I'd wish someone could give my baby immunity to SIDS, because I am uber-paranoid.
I'd wish for a best friend again. I'm SOO
El SenorEl Señor es mi pastor; nada me falta, en verdes pastos él me hace reposar y adonde brota agua fresca me conduce. Fortalece mi alma, por el camino del bueno me dirige por amor de su nombre. Aunque pase por quebradas muy oscuras no tengo ningún mal, porque tú estás conmigo, tu bastón y tu vara me protegen. Me sirves a la mesa frente a mis adversarios, con aceites tú perfumas mi cabeza y rellenas mi copa. Me acompaña tu bondad y tu favor mientras dura mi vida, mi mansión será la casa del Señor por largo, largo tiempo.
Por Santa MariaDios te salve, María. Llena eres de gracia: El Señor es contigo. Bendita tú eres entre todas las mujeres. Y bendito es el fruto de tu vientre: Jesús. Santa María, Madre de Dios, ruega por nosotros pecadores, ahora y en la hora de nuestra muerte.
Amen
Santa MariaEn el nombre del Padre, y del Hijo, y del Espíritu Santo.
Creo en Dios, Padre todopoderoso, creador del Cielo y de la Tierra. Creo en Jesucristo su único Hijo, Nuestro Señor, que fue concebido por obra y garcia del Espíritu Santo; nació de Santa María Virgen; padeció bajo el poder de Poncio Pilato; fue crucificado, muerto y sepultado; descendió a los infiernos; al tercer día resucitó de entre los muertos; subió a los cielos y está a la diestra de Dios Padre; desde allí ha de venir a juzgar a los vivos y a los muertos. Creo en el Espíritu Santo, en la Santa Iglesia Católica, la comumión de los Santos en el perdon de los pecados la resurrección de los muertos y la vida eterna.
Padre nuestro, que estás en el cielo. Santificado sea tu nombre. Venga tu reino. Hágase tu voluntad en la tierra como en el cielo. Danos hoy nuestro pan de cada día. Perdona nuestras ofensas, como también nosotros perdonamos a los que nos ofenden. No nos dejes caer en tentación y líbranos del mal.
Dio
2006This has been quite a year. Alot to adjust to. New faces. New home. Pretty much a rollercoaster ride. The only constant has been my son. No matter what new faces/ places come our way it's always me and him. He's my one constant. Always looking to dad to play with. He's my best friend.
Others have come and gone. Some more special than others... and as the year ends I'm left once again trying to refocus. Myself.. I need to take better care of myself physicaly and mentally. I need to change... look out for myself a bit more. I think it's just a coincidence that its this time of year. Things in my life would have me thinking this way even if it were July. It's just easier to reflect around New Years.
Not exactly the way I would like to be feeling for the Holidays. You plan certain things only to find you dont have a lot of control. Just have to roll with it. I guess that's what I take the most from this year. Life isnt easy. You can be madly in love and unbelievably sad at the same t
12.22.06Back to Broken
in love with a stone cold heart
that can, but won't give
starving to fit the mold you require
dying before you
and lost in the blue
so share with me this last new year
before i go
because i can be a lover
without the torture of "i love you"
i can be that girl
with no heart left
i can be what was coming
before you did
broken as love and life have made
dead and into the blue
but safe from the hell that is love
The Longest Night Of The YearHow I spent the longest night of the year.
For the eight sabbats (Pagan holidays) of the year, I host a feast at my house. It started last year at Yuletide, and this anniversary sure held up!
My tree with all the lovely gifts.
The first to arrive were Mekaela and Carlie. I entertained them with "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town" on DVD while I cooked dinner. The stir-fry veggies were great, the marinade for the chicken a tad too salty, but on pasta it was all good. No one else was there, so I put it aside. Norah showed up and we were about to open presents when Scott called because I gave him the wrong address. Whoops! When all five of us were inside and warm, we opened presents.
Norah's interesting stash...
Norah got me a game, "Word Search", as an alternative to Scrabble. Watch my brain explode! ;) She also brought me a little pencil character and a paratrooper! Mekaela got me a fairy. She's so pretty! Carlie got me a Nightmare Before Christmas kit (
My RoastRoast of Ray Bullock
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Thank You RobTHANK YOU ROB FOR THE PROFILE FLASH(SHOW HIM SOME LOVE)
Rob@ CherryTAP
BenidicionAmados, amémonos unos a otros,
Porque el amor es de Dios;
Y todo aquel que ama es nacido de Dios
Y conoce a Dios.
El que no ama,
No ha conocido a Dios porque Dios es amor.
Amados, amémonos unos a otros
Primero Juan Cuatro: Siete y Ocho
Only Time EnyaOnly Time Video - Enya lyricsEnya Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
DiosPorque de tal manera amó Dios al mundo, que dio a su Hijo unigénito, para que todo aquel que en él cree, no se pierda sino que tenga vida eterna.
A Thoughtlover with eyes that shine
our bodies and heart entertwine
sexual position number nine I liked to do
moving on making love to you
riding ontop of you arching my back
tugging gently to hold yourself back
between us deep currents of love
chemistry is strong
making love literally all night long
hold me gently so intimately near
feeling your face your lips even your ears
gliding your hands across my body complete
drawing so slow in and out of me
pacing yourself you never do stray
sexual position number twelve
your smooth body I touch my hands roam
you too
the passion so strong between me and you
you take my legs and sit astride
my feet on top of your shoulders they do ride
watching you move deeper and slower inside of me
sensations of love joy and ecstacy
sexual position number twelve we unite
with feelings that we can't let go
looking into your eyes that holds a tender glow
PrayerPadre nuestro que estás en los cielos
Santificado sea tu Nombre
Venga tu reino
Hágase tu voluntad
En la tierra como en el cielo
Danos hoy el pan de este día
y perdona nuestras deudas
como nosotros perdonamos nuestros deudores
y no nos dejes caer en al tentacion
sino que líbranos del malo.
amen
A Final GoodbyeSorry to inform you the people of CherryTap, that I am no longer going to be around from here on in. I have found in recent weeks that my enjoyment with this site is no longer avaliable.
I will be taking everything off my site in the next few days. I wish everyone here the best.
Enjoy what you have, Life is only what you make it.
~Luc~
Gloom And How It Gets That WayPull the car over you’re frightening the kids.
What did you promise us about grinning in the rear view without your fake teeth in.
Keep your glass eye glued on the end of the highway up ahead of us.
The collision is always licking its lips.
You weren’t supposed to open the door.
Just keep the plan from drifting of course.
We’ll attend to the terrified first class convinced there’s a hoof print on the bow.
All hail the wounded heart contingents
Who’ve given us something more than faultlessness to sing about.
Long live the prosthetic live wires.
The faulty mechanism of hope has disintegrated.
Your captain nailed his feet to someone else’s ship at the sight of me.
Do what your mother tells you and put down the sheriff’s horse.
The choir on the black box rejoiced splendidly, singing hallelujah the king is dead.
The king is dead.
The New BlackBaby you got me all wrong.
And maybe I’m not at all down and out.
I’m high and I’m in.
Don’t you know who I am.
I’m the jaded one with pop insensitivity.
When I finish struggling,
We can make our way to the dance floor and stand like strangers in an elevator
Stuck between stories.
I always find myself in the middle of your stories.
With the cameras as a witness I will suffer.
Everything I do is wrong.
But by god I do it right.
We don’t dance no no no.
We got class.
No we don’t have any fun at all.
It’s the new style and we know it.
We’re not stunning, we’re just stunned and we’re lying for a living.
Don’t you know who I am.
I’m the real thing with low-key sensibilities.
I don’t need what I’ve got half as much as everyone covets it.
If loving me is wrong, then god damn you do it right, it turns us on to turn you down.
Sorry, Ripthank you for reposting and keepin the candle lit for Aeliyah
her funeral is friday 12/22 please do this for me
let me know who reposted this comment and i will come give you a candle as a ty for keeping it lit......
my prayers go out to her family...
show them sum luv
booshine**Kiss Ur Kids Cause You never know when you can loose them!!**
@ CherryTAP
Falcon69**Missing Aeliyah**
Birthday AnnouncementI would just like to let everyone know that on the 27th of December it will be my wife's 24th birthday. Please drop by and wish her a happy birthday.
missy_23451@ CherryTAP
Shop Til You DropMore shopping today!! :) And then going to some gurls house for supper! lol Should be a good day! My hair turned out kick ASSS all I did was re dye the blonde and its Blonder? does that make any sense? lol Anyways...
Im gunna get some Baby Phat earings :) And maybe a coat!... Plus I gotta get some more x-mas shopping done!! hmmm.
Its not very nice out tho... dark and rain.. :( but its still warm!! I dont wanna go back to the cold lol dammit..
I talked to my sister last nite :) I missss herrrr lol
Show her some lovin :) Shes a hottttieeeee hehe
Sweet Lady@ CherryTAP
Anyways more later!
Muahhhhh
69th Angel
xo
Christmas Time Of YearWell, here it is two days from Christmas (for me, anyway), and I get to not sleep till Saturday night. Well, at least I'll be entertained. My roommates did winter Solstice yesterday, and it was fun. I wanted to hug both of them, but I chickened out.
I got a new robe, I needed one, and it's warm, and comfy. I also was gifted copies of several games, movies and, the all important, chocolate.
I was also given a coupon for 10 bucks off something from Victoria's Secret. But it expires today. So if I'm going to use it, I need to use it soon.
Alis
Broken ImageYour like a fuckin dream gone wrong
you eat away at whats left of my soul
the soul that barely exists in this fuckin black hole
Are you scared of reality? The thing that actually exists
cuz latley you've been hiding behind the mirror like a scared little bitch
But I dont care
Cuz ima be swingin my hatchet in the air as i ride
Screamin "fuck the world" with clown love pride.
Happy Holidays One And AllI just wanted to wish all you good people a safe, joyous and blessed Holiday Season and New Year......Peace and blessings all....
H
We Spit The Wikkid ShitThese thoughts inside my head are horrible
They are tellin me to kill my family
Kill my friends
Kill my lover
The urge is insane
There's somethin wrong with my brain
Am I going insane?
Is this real or fake
It feels so good
The thought of seein the blood drip drip drip
Mother fucker watch what you say
You just might get ya wig split
**fuccn wit her fuccn forget it/this hole i got dug ill put u into it/cuz i be that way/c-ghost fuccas/who wanna play/talkin that talk/watch me as i c-walk over ur grave/n this shit is jus to grave to understand to u/but nuttin compared to wehut i cud do to u if u cross that line/drop ya body in tha drop ofa dime/jus gimme sum time/n tha do not cross line will be put up/cuz u jus fucced up**
** is the part my ninja made
I'll add to this later when I write more to it
Birthdaycant believe in two days i'll be 38.
yes xmas eve ,what shall i be up too? well the same as allways in a pub with me mates having a few beers.anybody else fancy it
My Birthdayi want to thank each and every one of you who sent me birthday wishes,and gifts,you have made my birthday special,i love each and everyone of you.so again,thanks...brenda
My Opinion!mabe The Site Will Agree! (salute Pics)I WAS JUST THINKING!THE TOP CHERRIES HAVE RED NAMES,THE TOP PREMOTERS HAVE PURPLE NAMES,THE VICS HAVE BLUE NAMES,THE BOUNCERS HAVE ORANGE! IT WOULD BE GREAT IF EVERYONE WHO HAD A SALUTE PHOTO WOULD GET THIER OWN COLOR TOO!THIS WOULD PREMOTE PEOPLE INTO WANTING TO DO A SALUTE TO PROVE THIER REAL!TO ALL CHERRY TAP STAFF>IT WOULD MAKE IT BETTER FOR SALUTED PEOPLE TO HAVE A COLOR ALSO SO EVERYONE KNOWS WHOS WHO!
Almost Level 6hey everyone if ya can help a sailor out and get me over the hump of level 6
Merry Christmas To Everyone...i Will Be Taking Some Time OffMerry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone! With Christmas almost here, my Christmas vacation starts today. And since I work for a state university, I won't be back to work until the 3rd of January. Due to that, you won't be seeing me on much. I'll be thinking of you all often though! I will be traveling to visit and spend time w/my family. I hope you all stay safe, and love often!
Favorite WinesI also enjoy a fine wine when out dining. Here's a few of my favorites:
Chardonnay:
Well my old stand by is Kendall Jackson Vintner's Reserve. This is just a solid chardonnay that never disappoints. If you haven't tried check it out!
http://www.kj.com/wines/vintners-reserve/chardonnay.asp
Beringer also has a very good Chardonnay that is priced right.
http://www.beringer.com/beringer/catalog/view_product.jsp?product_id=1396&cat_id=1027
Chianti
I discovered this one at a little italian restaurant in Little Italy in NYC. It's very good and I try it out whenever I get back to NYC. Franseco Classico
http://www.wineloverspage.com/wines/wt080997.htm
Pinot Grigio
This is another one I discovered in Little Italy. It was so good I had to have several glasses! :)
Mezza Corona Pino Grigio
http://www.coloradosprings.com/entertainment/fullstory.php?id=4811
Merlot
This is a great Merlot that I like:
http://www.winoworld.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen
This Is A Very True And Very Painful Story.this is a very true and very painful story. i wish i knew how to tell everyone what rape does to ones mind and emotional status... well, please repost. please, for all the girls [such as me] who have been raped... repost and let people know.
Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes
My fathers sitting on the sofa with his friend
He pats the seat in the middle; i sit
Shivering so cold; a quilt he lends
"Jessy you love me dont you" a smile; his
Their breathe spirts weep
"Daddy you know i do; what is it?"
He smiles at his friend; his hand creeps
His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes
Daddys creeping up my nightie; cold hands
I try to pull his hand away; grip is strong!
They look at one another; nod; something planned
I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers
"Daddy im going to bed! Night" Pulling again
But there grip is to strong for weak me
I look at both; and ask, who are these men?
His fingers going up me; pulling away
His friend leans forward; a
Chairity EventI would just like to thank everyone who visited the Huge Chairty Event the we hosted on Paltalk over the weekend of the 15th. It was a huge sucess for we have raised over $675,000.00 yes I said 675,000.00 dollars. Between the 100k plus the ppl of paltalk donated we have had many corporate donations come in. I would also like to thank the ppl from Meril Lynch for starting off the corporate donations. Thier donation of of $150,000.00 started the ball rolling for other companies to donate. Bless everyone who donated money and time to this event. For those of you who didn't know about it several of the room owners myself included closed our rooms to host the BIGGEST fundraiser in Paltalk history. together we raised a lot of cash for children across the globe. Thank You!! We made a lot of needy children happy this year with all of the wonderful donations. Just think if we pulled this event off in just one weeks time can you imagine what we will accoplish next year. I can't wait to se
HeroI don't want to be a Hero.
I don't want to ever let you down.
No, I don't want to let you down.
I can try to take you higher.
But, I don't want to wear your broken crown.
Ya know it brings me down.
Don't think you'll ever understand me.
I dont even understand me.
Don't have the power to annoint you.
And, I dont want to disappoint the fools no more
...the fools no more!
I couldnt answer all your questions.
And, if you're lost I couldn't find your way.
I couldn't find your way.
You know you have to face the music.
You change your tune and don't know what to play.
So, don't you run away.
Everybodys talking crazy.
Some think I am a dare and I maybe.
I don't want to hear about it.
Don't want to have to scream and shout at fools no more...
the fools no more!
So, I dont want to be a hero.
Don't want to sit upon your crippled thone.
I've got a life of my own.
I am not your destination.
Or a road that's gonna lead you home.
So, baby please don't go.
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Anythingwell today is friday 2 1/2 days til christmas! This year has gone by fasy expecially the past 2 months! We are almost in 2007! Shit i can remember when we were ringing in the year 2000 it seems like not to long ago! well this is my first blog entry! and i never thought i would find a website that i like better than myspace til now lol..I miss my boyfriend i can not see him for the holidays he is away until feb 19th so im kinda down about that but all is well merry christmas to everyone..love Danielle
Cleaning HouseLast Week I threw out Worrying, it
was getting old and in the way.
It kept me from being me; I couldn't do things God's
way.
I threw out a book on MY PAST (didn't have time to read it anyway).
Replaced it with NEW GOALS, started reading it today.
I threw out hate and bad memories,
(remember how I treasured them so)?
Got me a NEW PHILOSOPHY too, threw
out the one from long ago.
Brought in some new books too, called
I CAN, I WILL, AND I MUST.
Threw out I might, I think and I ought.
WOW, you should've
seen the dust.
I ran across an OLD FRIEND, haven't
seen him in a while.
I believe his name is GOD, Yes I really
like His style.
He helped me to do some cleaning and
added some things Himself.
Like PRAYER, HOPE AND FAITH, Yes I
placed them right on.
I picked up this special thing and
placed it at the front door.
I FOUND IT- its calle
"christmas"Hi, dont know how many will read this but I thought it would be a nice gesture to wish each and every one of you a Happy and Healthy Christmas. May old Saint Nick bring you all your hearts desire.
Love My GirlsI just felt like writing a piece about how blessed I am. A lot of things in my life arent so hot rite now...but the one area I am truly blessed in..is friends...I am not talking about "having" a ton of friends. I am talking about TRUE friends. I believe that a few true friends are better than surrounding yourself with just people you know. I do have a lot of aquaintances(did i spell that rite?) and its nice know a lot of people...but I would be no where without my two fav girls...Holly (sunflower) and Amanda(candypants...manna) My life would be nothing without them. Holly has been my friend since kindergarden...my BEST friend...so thats...what..twenty two years? twenty three? We have been thru every experience possible thru life so far. Playgrounds,periods,first boyfriends,drugs,drinking,giving birth to our children,marriage..and more. We never missed a beat. And manna is my cousin...she lived far away from me for my whole childhood...but she moved near me about five years ago??? and i
Best Song Ever............You took me home
I drank too much
'Cause of you my liver turned to dust
Cold rust taste
A cruel creeping cold pain
Do you understand what I mean?
When you feel your soul drop to the floor
Like a hole
Like an open bleeding sore
Then you'll have bled like I bled
And you'll have wept as I've wept
Suck me down, it's time to rock and roll
Let's hit the bar, let's lose control
One false move, you took me home
One false move, you're all alone
But it looks so good and it feels so nice
I paid the price
I'll cut you out just to hear you scream,
Get away from, get away from me
And I can feel my heartbeat racing
As I realize what I must do
Get away from,
Get away from,
Get away from me
I should have turned and ran like hell
Last time I got the taste of you
I should have turned and ran like hell
And I'll see we're through
I should have turned and ran like hell
Last time I got the taste of you
I should have turned and ran like hell
And I'll see we're through
And
Better Be Good!A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot
had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced
with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently
saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he
could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John
was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back.
John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put
him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over
a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to
fhe freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and
said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude lan
Well??!!!ok, so I'm here at work. The floor is empty. Hell, most of the building is empty. Today is a holiday for most but here I am at work cause I needed to take a day off next week instead. I feel like I've gotten a lot done already. No line at the scanner/copier. No line at the coffee machine. It's so quiet.
I had another weird dream the other night. Me and my friends were sitting on the edge of this "cliff" overlooking the water. A couple of friends fell into the water. It was really cold. I watched for a bit than I jumped in too. The water had become a mud bath and there was lots and lots of people painting themselves with clay. I'm thinking my dream was telling me it's time to go back to the spa. Maybe next month!
Not All Poems Upliftagony
In the rush to become what is ideal
failing to think about what I feel
working so hard to live up to expectation
see the thing I became for others elation
loosing all that I held dear
giving in to all for sake of fear
beholding the path that I had taken
Feeling so lost, alone, and forsaken
price paid in blood and sweat held cheap
too high a price when the pain cuts so deep
lesson learned and change given its due
be true to myself and no one else new
guard and beware of those called friend
trust in no one until life is at an end
selfish uncaring masses live and turn to dust
believing the lie that the world is just
By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Beloved Deceitful wretch
The deceitful wretch telling me lies
Thinking them to be a comforting disguise
Counting upon my gullibility
Believing that through them I can not see
Telling me lies of love and our content
Acting as if it was heaven sent
To be there always by my side
Yet in the shadows the wretch do
"i Should Be Cleaning Right Now"Do you think we can play toy
Leave flesh so scarred it’s useless to human beings
Would you leave me on my feet
Or on my back, facing the ceiling
Drink from an ocean of malicious deeds
Receding into primal shredding spree
Paint the world red
Spray blood on the trees
Dared to bruise
Take a cruise
Across the ocean of malicious deeds
Lay down on a bed of ice nails
Quick game of melt or impale
Sway, or fill sails
Fuck, fight, or feast
Make a feast out of me
Make me giggle by the tickle of you devouring me
Feel free to wield power over me
As I bite at your chest
Pinned head held at the neck
Caresses that may leave skin in shreds
Beholden
To a creature of my distress
I think I may…
go to sleep again
because I can’t see again
because my vision is red and green again
Lessons On LifeLessons on Life
There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to
judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to
go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away.
The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third
in summer and the youngest son in the fall.
When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to
describe what they had seen.
The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent, and twisted.
The second son said no, it was covered with green buds and full of
promise.
The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that
smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful, it was the most graceful
thing he had ever seen.
The last son disagreed with all of them; he said it was ripe and
drooping with fruit, full of life and fulfillment.
The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because
they had each seen but only one season in the tree's life.
Merry Christmas(feel Free To Repost)I Just want to take a minute to Wish Every Service Member AND Thier Family a Merry Christmas.My Thoughts and Prayers are with You All.I Pray You Have a Great New Year also.
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My Girls Won 1st Prize In Best Kid With Pet Contest !! Thank You All In Bunches !!MY GIRLS WON 1ST PRIZE IN BEST KID WITH PET CONTEST I WANT TO THANK ALL OF YOU THAT VOTED & COMMETED MY GIRLS YOU'RE ALL SO AWESOME AND MY GIRLS ARE GONNA BE SO PROUD OF THE MOTORCYCLE !!
THEY LIVE HALF-HALF WITH ME SO THEY ARE NOT WITH ME ON CHRISTMASDAY THEY WILL BE HOME WITH ME ON 26TH DECEMBER...
SO THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME YOU CAN IMAGINE..
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH I CANT THANK YOU ENOUGH!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR !!
LENA
PissedJUST VENTING HERE FRIENDS!!! SOMEONE RATED MY DAUGHTER A "2" WHAT A DICK! A TWO FOR ME I DESERVE. BUT NOT MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER!! WAAAAAAAAAAAA I KNOW BETTER BUT STILL PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!!
ANY WAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS~~~~ TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS. FANS PEOPLE I HAVE GOTTEN TO KNOW BETTER! AND A TOAST TO GETTING TO KNOW Y'ALL BETTER. AND ALL THE WOMEN POSTING MORE NAKKIES!!!!!!!!! LOL
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22 Ways To Make A Girl Smilei know all these are how to make me smile... i dont know about other ladies
1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy)
2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
8 . Write her notes. (she loves them)
9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.
10 . Play with her hair.
11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.
12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.
14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
16 . Give her piggyback rides.
17 . Bring her flowers
18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when y
Daddy's PoemDaddy's Poem
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't there. "Where's her daddy at?" she
Please Tell Me What You Think Of ItSuffacting sorrow slowly wraps around my heart. Ripping through from the start. Blood slowly trickling down my chest. life leaving from my breast. Hot liquid dancing across my skin. A struggle of insanity that i know i can't win. Emotional wounds slowly etching their way into my soul. Lies enshrouding me consuming me whole. False testimonies of I love you. If you really loved me then no more pain would we need to go through. Infinite time spent trying to surivive. As you slowly rip out my heart with glee. Your cold piercing eyes stare at me. As you enjoy my painful cries. Whipping at my skin with your endless lies. I can feel my body growing cold. As each day the same routine grows old. My skin battered and bruised. MY soul wholely and totally abused. As you marvel at your creation. Your simple defilment of inclination. I feel my heart shattering in my chest. As I close my eyes into an endless rest. THe pain slowly fading away. As I remember the joys of yesterday. An easier time gentle
Things That Currently Annoy Me.I have been waiting to write this for a long time thinking maybe I was just being harsh or irrational and eventually the feeling of annoyance would pass. I gotta say..so far..NO LUCK! Maybe you will find something here (or add something to it) that annoys you as well.
1.LostCherry- Nobody likes change but it annoys me when I see tags for comments that still say "Lostcherry" its annoying. The new people that usually get the "welcome to lostcherry" comments, are confused, people!! Consider Lost Cherry, Lost and move on!
2.Ratings- You see all over the place "add me, fan me, rate me and i'll return the favor" then bulletins because its usually one sided..Yes its a nice thing to do, and its the polite, right thing to do, if someone rates you, you should rate them as well, however it is a "favor" That means its voluntary, not manditory. Consider it the way you do when you loan someone money. You should never really expect it back..its a bonus if you ever see it again lol. Rate people,
How To Tell If Your Cell Phone Is BuggedGreetings. A story is making the rounds right now regarding FBI use of
cell phones as remote bugs. I originally wrote about this concept in my
PRIVACY Forum in 1999 ("Cell Phones Become Instant Bugs!") so the issue
is real, but we still need to bring the current saga back down to
earth.
This discussion doesn't only relate to "legal" bugs but also to the use
of such techniques by illegal clandestine operations, and applies to
physically unmodified cell phones (not phones that might have had
separate, specialized bugs physically installed within them by third parties).
There is no magic in cell phones. From a transmitting standpoint, they
are either on or off. It is true that many phones have an alarm feature
that permits them to "wake up" from a seemingly "off" state. However,
this is not a universal functionality, even in advanced phones such as
PDA cell phones, which now often have a "totally off" mode available as
well.
It is also true tha
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Me Sporty...You scored as Sporty/Athletic. Your very energetic, and you tend to care a lot about your health and what you look like. Be careful because some people may take that as insecurity and take advantage of that. You are very competitve and succeed at almost everything you do.Sporty/Athletic90%Popular70%Prep60%Emo55%Geek/Nerd50%Punk/Skater50%Loner25%What highschool clique are you in? (GIRL ANIME!)created with QuizFarm.com
Today's Funny...A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I know what you
want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boys nose with
every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S".
The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough toys."
Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every letter,
"C-A-N-D-Y."
Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No,I have all kinds of
candy."
"Well what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks. The little boy
replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you
don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"
~~anew~~Eye to eye we begin anew
A start of something strong and true.
No words have broken our silent stare
For meetings like this come oh so rare.
My heart is beating a silent tune
The first words spoken are awaiting soon.
Do you share this feeling I have inside
Or should I keep it away to safely hide?
This new beginning I shall always remember
As something fragile, warm and tender.
Unsure of which way my heart will fly
Not sure of whether to flee or try.
You move towards me, a gentle being
Whose words are touching and filled with feeling.
One single glance and knowing smile
I'd know you'd go that extra mile
To meet with me some other day
And take my hand to guide the way.
~~Jennifer~~ 12-19-06
The Boys From Billy Talent Keep Me Company Tonight.Oh. Sweet darling. I stare at the stop sign and think
Of absolutely nothing.
You never could have stopped me.
I went to The Studio and watched him get “Save Me” tattooed on his wrist.
I’ll admit that it was beautiful. I know that it’s me that needs saving now.
And the oblivion has never been so peaceful.
This sickness has never been so sweet.
I tell myself that (the end) yes it will be alright.
I scratch my face until it bleeds. Pull my hair and scream.
I am completely ridiculous.
Imagine me still caring.
Imagine me free of this anger.
Do you miss me now?
I love you more than… ego suicide.
The poison that fills my mind, is no comparison to what fills my stomach.
I pull the trigger on my dollar store gun.
Oh how I wish it was loaded.
I wanna be a cowboy… but I’ve got no hat.
I aim to kiss and miss. Hit your lips and this… is a mistake.
Boys think twice about a girl so nice.
Chucks don’t do so well in the snow.
If I wanted to fall asleep alone, I wouldn’t spend
Do You KnowDO YOU KNOW THAT I WAS GOING TO PUT A BROKEN HEART IN THIS FOR MY HUSBAND..BUT HOW CAN I DO THAT WHEN I'M NOT? WE HAD 20 WONDERFUL YEARS TOGETHER,EVEN THOUGH I DO MISS HIM EVERYDAY AND THATS NOT GOING TO CHANGE..ITS BEEN REAL HARD DURING THESE HOLIDAYS,BUT WITH MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS I'VE BEEN STRUGGLING ALONG..BUT I ALSO KNOW THAT HE WOULD TELL ME TO GET UP AND NOT TO PLAY DEAD..SO MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO LOOK FORWARD INSTEAD OF LOOKING BACK..HE'LL ALWAYS BE WITH ME NO MATTER WHAT..WHAT WE HAD TOGETHER WAS GREAT!! EVEN THE ARGUMENTS..LOL..BUT REALLY IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE THERE ARE GOING TO BE DISAGREEMENTS..THATS JUST LIFE..ALTHOUGH WE DIDN'T ARGUE ONE TIME THE FIRST YEAR WE WERE TOGETHER..BUT THEN HE MADE A BAD,BAD MISTAKE HE TOLD MY MOTHER THAT I WOULDN'T ARGUE WITH HIM..I MADE UP FOR LOST TIME AFTER THAT!!! LMAO!! I WISH MY FRIENDS ON HERE COULD HAVE MET HIM EVEN IF IT WAS ONLINE..
BUT ANYWAY THIS IS MY GOODBYE TO VERNON..HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND,LOVER,HUSBAND AND I WILL ALWAYS
Grandma's BoyfriendA 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boy fri end now that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son,is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
A Christmas Story ...lil Naughty But Funny!!'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they t
Mouse Story ...A mouse looked through the
crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.
"What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered -
he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.
Retreating to the farmyard,
the mouse proclaimed the
warning.
"There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap
in the house!"
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and
said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you
but it is of no consequence to me.
I cannot be bothered by it."
The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a
mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The pig sympathized, but said,
"I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse,
but there is nothing I can do about it but pray.
Be assured you are in my prayers."
The mouse turned to the cow and said, "There is a
mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse.
I'm sorry for you,
but it'
Have Good Holidayok all have great holiday,yule,xmas,kawansa,channuckah all hve good holiday and be safe and have fun. rain.
Too Funny!!!As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them.
What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor panty hose were not.
One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and a fake beard and went in search of aninflatable love doll. Of course, they don't sell those things at Wal-mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there almost three hours saying things like, "What does this do?" "You're kidding me!" "Who owns that?" "Do you have their phone number?"
Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll suitable for a night of romance that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane dur
One Flaw In WomenWomen have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they
think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They
Average Joe Is OpenCreate Your Glitter Text
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The Prize will be a Cherry Blast. 2nd and 3rd place will also receive a nice gift from me. And everyone will receive something for participating. Good Luck guys! This bulletin will be stickied for 24 hours so feel free to repost or comment on it. You can ask ppl to vote for you in this bulletin if you wish.
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SantaI love Santa's Penis.
It's lit by Rudolph's nose.
And every time it's Christmas Eve.
Santa's Penis grows.
And grows.
It's red and big and jolly,
And pops up once a year,
When Christmas time comes around,
Santa's penis is here.
If you are a nice girl,
And your stocking's not full of coal,
Santa will let you nibble,
On his jolly red North Pole,
But If you want to taste it,
Santa's little prick,
You'll have to first check,
With his wife, Mrs. St. Nick,
Santa's Penis goes away,
After his annual Christmas flight,
So Merry Christmas to all,
And to all a merry night.
Ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwell today seems as good as any to write something lastnight we got over 5" of snow and it sucks im hating the snow right now it seems when the snow falls everything else falls apart
Hurt But Imma Be Ok!Well,to all of you that said "too bad you're not single" you'll be happy to know that I AM SINGLE NOW! lol I mean I am hurt,sad,wanna cry,but imma be ok n move on! I still love the ex bf to death,but I can't go thru the stupid shit anymore,I have enough stress,etc in my life right now.....don't need him adding more! So everyone hit me up if you wanna talk! ;-)
My Pics - UpdateOK - My 'Private' pics were hidden, cos I uploaded more than I was supposed to. Now that I've fixed the problem, please feel free to view/rate/comments on my other picture albums.
Thanks
Joe
Tap It!Ok, I just gotta say it. This site is GREAT! so far everyone on here has been wonderful! I hope all of you have a merry Christmas, or whatever holiday you celebrate!
I Feel Like Blah Today!!!!!im so tired today...drinking til 2am and coming to work at 8am not such a great idea!!!
but it was fun i had way too many shooters and danced a lil too much!!!!
turned out to be a great bday...
lil horny college girl
MovingWell I guess I'm moving tomorrow. So I might not have internet for a little while. Had no idea people were moving this weekend so I'm completely unprepared.
Horny TestYou scored as Super Horny. You are extremly horny. A little too much for your own good. Don't let it take control of you, try to keep those hormones in check ;)
Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Super Horny63%Very horny56%Normal Horny50%A little horny25%Not horny6%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com
Keith.SCREAM.FOR.ME.
Btw, no one ask me how I am today. The answer is I'm not fine nor will I ever be. Mmkay? Let's just get that out of the way.
Hi To All!I'm off to work and wanted to say good morning/good afternoon to everyone!
Have a great day, Everyone! It's Friday, yeah!!
I'll be on again late this afternoon. Chat with you then.
Much love and hugs to all! Blessings for Everyone!
Dude...i'm Roadkill.....there Goes My Self EsteemWell, this is my first blog and I just found out that I am roadkill(which is just wrong on so many levels...who came up with that classification?) ....I have decided that I will not let this get me down because even though I may be roadkill...I am still afrolicious and I rock..so there cherrytap...ha
It Should Have Been BetterShe rarely spoke of her start in life
Or the years she'd worked to overcome strife
And all anyone saw was the smile in her eyes
Too smug and self-righteous to ever realize
Her tenderness, fragile, like a dream on the wind
Made her easy to crush when she needed a friend
When the love of her life loved someone else
And spun her joy into a version of hell
She sought out her comfort in the hugs of others
But it was clear from their words they felt so far above her:
it could be worse - don't cry
do not weep you have no right
here you sit so sad and sighing
while half the world is dead or dying
they shamed her heart with verse upon verse
of "just remember - it could always be worse"
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She moved on and found new smiles
Worked at making life worthwhile
But soon enough the hard times hit
The kids were hungry in clothes unfit
She toiled from dawn till late at night
Though sad and worn she did not cry
Until one day in weariness
She wept to fr
Travis Said It BestDaddy was a wild man when he was younger
everybody told my momma he'd be hard to tame
full of himself, said "sir" to nobody
but yu ought to see him come running when momma calls his name
where would we be without the love of a woman
standing behind her man even when he's wrong
the true pure undying love of a woman
makes a man a fool to think he can make it alone
A man goes crazy trying to catch his feelings
too much pride and maybe the words come out wrong
that's okay, cause he's still her hero
steady as a rock her love keeps rolling along
where would we be without the love of a woman
standing behind her man even when he's wrong
the true pure undying love of a woman
makes a man a fool to think he can make it alone
Don't Cross MeYou scored as Marius. You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed god help anyone who crosses you?Marius100%Armand100%Dracula83%Angel67%Spike58%Akasha50%Louis50%Blade50%Lestat33%Deacon Frost33%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com
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Merry ChristmasI am new here, but I wanted to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone.
These Are FunnyYou Are 19 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
What Age Do You Act?
Never Date a Taurus
Stubborn, materialistic, and even a little greedy - you don't fit into a the strictly crafted inner world of a Taurus.
You definitely need more excitement than a Taurus offers. After all, even expensive dinners get boring after a while!
Instead try dating: Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, or Aries
What Sign Shouldn't You Date?
You Are
~~ Contest 1 1/2 Hours Left Prizes Awarded Are.....~~~~ Best Kid With A Pet ~~
Prizes as follows:
First Place Winner will get a Bike, Eggnog, Dozen Roses
Second Place Winner will get Rolex, Eggnog, Dozen Roses
Third Place Winner will get Earrings, Eggnog. Dozen Roses
Fourth Place Winner will get Teddy Bear, Dozen Roses
Fifth Place Winner will get Teddy Bear, Dozen Roses
Sixth Place Winner will get Teddy Bear, Dozen Roses
Seventh Place Winner will get Teddy Bear, Dozen Roses
Love
~ Maria ~
Happy Holiday Cherry Tap FriendsIf I could like Santa Claus, I would wish you all individually a Merry Christmas and like Father Time a Prosperous New Year!!! But since I am mortal moder technology made it this much easier..TO ALL OF YOU MY FRIENDS HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!
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Playing The Part Of The Vegetable Today......is me!
Because damnit, I deserve it. Just ask Jason :)
After weeks of psychotic parents, tons of homework, a clingy little boy who's missed his Mommy, and no sleep, I'm offically relaxing today. And since one of my favorite shows when I was a kid is on for 8 hours today, I'm relaxing in front of the TV with Dylan, lol.
Best bet to get ahold of me is to call the house; I probably won't be checking the computer terribly regularly.
Wish me luck in my exploration into the realms of couch potato!
My Own Self.I don't trust myself.
I can be a right bastard at times.
Lindsy Light ShowThis light show is made every year at a real house and is programed to go with a simolcast on the radio to the music.
Women's TranslationsWOMEN�S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I�m sorry. = You�ll be sorry.
We need... = I want
It�s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want... = You�ll pay for this later. We need to talk... = I need to complain Sure...go ahead = I don�t want you to.
I�m not upset = Of course I�m upset, you moron! You�re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You�re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I�m going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today you�re really not goi
Hehe--survey1. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank?
either corona [beer] or brandy [not beer]
2. Do you follow college football?
some.. go ducks...
3. How many miles does your car have on it?
I don't have a car
4. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
my baby followed in oreder by ken, megan, steffan, nicole
5. Last time you went swimming in a pool?
last summer
6. Are you happy?
i just woke up. ask me in about 21.9 minutes
7. Where was the last place you went shopping?
sears. got dads christmas gift and my ring.
8. How do you feel about your hair?
i wish the god damn perm would grow out already
9. Where should you be?
in bed... [hehe... not alone]
10. Last thing you ate?
tv dinner
11. Do you wish you were someplace else right now?
yes... ill leave it up to your imagination
12. Last time you smoked a cigarette?
almost 2 weeks...
14. AIM or MSN?
MSN
16 the kid behind me messed up 16.
17. Who do you like right now?
i like
An Old LadyAn old lady was standing at the rail of the cruise ship holding her hat so that the wind wouldn't blow it away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam, I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady. "But I need my hands to hold onto my hat."But madam," he said, "you must know that your derriere is exposed!"The woman looked down, then back up at the man and said, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old, but I just bought this hat!"
70 Quirks About Me70 QUIRKS ABOUT ME -
01. Initials: NIJAJ
02. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Jeff Goldblume
03. Last thing you ate: Ham Butty
04. For or against same sex marriage: what ever floats your boat.
05. I say Shotgun! You say?: BOLLOCKS
06. Last person you hugged?: Mum
07. Do you believe in God?: No
08. How many U.S states have you been to?: 2
09. How many of the U.S states have you lived in: none...yet
10. Ever lived outside of the US: Yes i live in England
11. Name something you like physically about yourself: i dunno
12. Something non-physical you like about yourself: dunno
13. Who is your best friend?: Michael
14. Why are you up?: its 4pm
15. Who made you angry today? Dad
16. Favorite type of Food?: pizza
17. Favorite holiday: Halloween
18. Do you download music: Yes
19. What illegal things have you done?: Broken the speed limit
20. Sing and Dance?: Yup
21. Would you date the person that posted this?: NO sry anna y
Dear Lucky GuyDear the luckiest guy in the world, I don't know you,
All I know is you are the luckiest guy
Because the girl who I loved, is your lover.
That was my destiny, but don't know why
Respect her, please respect her
That is all I want from you.
As not every person can get her love.
Everyone is not lucky like you.
I lost myself in her world,
Even though I loved her a lot.
But what could I do?
My words were weaker than I thought.
I am still wondering
Nowadays how is this life to you?
Every second is brighter
As a princess said she loves you
Do you ever feel sad?
I don't think so still I am asking.
There is no reason to be sad
After you got that much loving.
I don't know if you deserve her
Because she is the best.
But please make her happy,
So my heart could get some rest.
You are the luckiest guy
As her lips said she loves you
And here a hopeless guy is still waiting
To hear a word; Even if she says "I hate you"
A Cup Of Cake.Cupcakes are incredible. They're cups of cake. Think about that. You take a cake, an object too large for most people to eat in one sitting, and you put it into a cup. Portable, manageable and sugarful.
Life is good.
Qoute Of The Momentour deepest fear is not
that we are inadequate
our deepest fear is that
we are powerful beyond measure!
it is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us.
we ask ourselves,
"who am i to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous?"
actually, who are you not to be?
you are a child of god,
your playing small doesn't serve the world.
there is nothing enlightened about shrinking
so others won't feel insecure around you.
we were born to make manifest the glory of god that is within us.
it is not just in some of us;
it's in EVERYONE.
and as we let our own light shine,
we unconsciously give others permission to do the same.
as we are liberated from our own fear,
our presence automatically liberates others
nelson mandela
Translations For MenThese translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."
"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated:* "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car
I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST
Compare The GendersDifferences Between Men & Women
NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.
EATING OUT: And when the check comes, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.
BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom-a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
GROCERIES: A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the o
The Trooper !The Trooper Video - Iron Maiden lyricsIron Maiden Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
If I WereREVISED---If i were a CD what would ur veiw be of me
A) comedy - cause i am funny in my own way
B) classical- cause i am easy going and nice to listen to
C) where ever u see me as ur friend (in a cd form tell me what u think honestly)
D) would u listen to me as a cd more often in what ever music catagory
REMEMBER COMMENTS ONLY
Sooo...hey ya'll!
i havent forgot about anyone! its just that my internet isnt working at home so i havent been able to keep in contact with you guys! miss you!! stop by and leave me a comment and when i get the internet going again i'll return the love!! k, well gotta go..not supposed to be on here at work...
LUV YOU!!!!
~nessa786
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What Kind Of Brain Are YouYou Are 30% Left Brained, 70% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.
The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.
Are You Right or Left Brained?
ReadyforloveAFTER MANY MAILS FROM WOMEN THIS ONE IS IN THE SPOTLIGHT.CONNING,SCAMMING,BREAKING HEARTS,ON TOP OF IT NO SALUTE AND SUSPECTED FAKE!
readyforlove@ CherryTAP
BlessingsI wish everyone a happy holiday and a wild and safe new years
Is There Such A Person? Or Am I Asking To Much?want a guy that will stay with me for always. he'll know you can never say "I love you" too many times, but he knows not to say it if he doesn't mean it with all his heart. he'll tell me were like romeo and juliet. he'll give me his favorite hoodie. he'll make me a Build-a-Bear, and he won't care about how silly he looks being in a store full of 2nd graders because he knows it would be special to me. he'll stay home with me and watch The Notebook, and he'll tell me he loved it even though he didn't, and the only person he would ever watch it with would be me. He'll call me at 3am and ask me what i'm doing, then tell me he couldn't fall asleep because he was thinking about me, and he needed to hear my voice. He'll walk next to me holding my hand, and he'll always whispers something sweet in my ear. He'll take me to a concert to see his favorite band. And he won't be embarrassed to tell me he loves me in front of his friends. When I cry he'll tell me I'm too beautiful to and he'll kiss e
Whats Your Love StyleYour Love Style is Pragma
You believe love is logical - or at least it should be
You've thought a lot about what you want from someone
And to say you have a checklist would be an understatement
You may even have a plan for how you will fall in love
All you've got to do is meet the perfect person!
What's Your Love Style?
Bad Times!I had found the man of my dreams; sweet, funny, romantic. We had a whirlwind romance that ended bad.Let me word this in a way that can be more easily understood... the one who trusts a bad relationship is a willing victim to their own desires. I have fallen martyr to a bad love myself. Love is strange. Sometimes what looks so good and so caring is actually so dangerous and so hating. I thought I had found the love of my life. All my dreams would come true. It seemed so true and so real, but was I was easily punished. I was easily suckered in. But sad thing is my heart will always love him in a special way.. He made me happier than ever. And his smile was to die for.
In my dreams there's a faint picture, a scattered memory of that day we met. I remember it like it was yesterday, I knew I'd love you for the rest of my life. Now I see what you've done for me, it has helped me through this time without you, my heart is gone longing for you. My love, my lost love .You'd know I'd love yo
Waffle HouseI've only ever been to Waffle House once. I did not have the Waffles.
Somehow I feel that I've missed out on American culture for having done that.
Then I remember all the times I'd stop in at 7-Eleven after playing in a stinky bar all night and eat me up some of those "hot-dogs" that are on eternal rotation. If there is a Purgatory for fast food, it's the wiener roller machine at 7-Eleven.
Eat a few of those and you begin to comprehend your own mortality.
Sista Half StepI am not
The antidote
For anything
I am not
Searching
For the cure
Operators are not
Standing by
And my motives
Are far
From pure
An Unholy Roller
Just embracing
Souls
Different from
Anyone else
You know
You can steer me
In many directions
But without a
Wheel to grab
You cannot
Assume control
I speak my
Piece
Causing relief
Or grief
Then I resume
Life’s stroll
Show Some Luv!Stop by and vote for me in the BBW contest.
You have unlimited votes, so leave as many comments as you can. Click on the pic below to vote.
Happy Holidays, Hugs, and Cherry kisses!
Pass this along to your friends/fans and help me out. Thanx!
I'm Sorry :(What if tomorrow.......
This is to all my Special Family & friends that are very dear to my heart!
I'm Sorry...
For all the mean things I might have said.
I'm Sorry...
For all the things I did or didn't do.
I'm Sorry...
If I ever ignored you.
I'm Sorry...
If I ever made you feel bad or put you down.
I'm Sorry...
If I ever thought I was better than you.
I am Sorry...
For everything wrong I've ever done.
I Care for You...
Don't ever forget that!
Through bad times and good, I'll always be here for you.
I'm writing this because what if tomorrow.....
YOU WIN THE LOTTERY
Civilian Rules To Take To Heart !!: Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas in which we would like your assistance:
1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass.
2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass.
3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress unifo
What Is A Friend??A friend is someone....
A friend is someone true and for real,
A friend is someone who means a great deal.
A friend won't hurt you,
A friend won't lie,
A friend will never permanantly say good-bye.
A friend is there through the good times and bad,
A friend is there to cheer you up when your sad.
A friend is always there with a shoulder to cry on,
A friend is always there that you can rely on.
So, friend if you ever need someone honest and true,
Just remember ill always be here for you .
by Jodi Kenyon
What Kind Of Soul Are You?You Are a Prophet Soul
You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone.
Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people.
Sometimes this faith can lead to disappoinment in the long run.
No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way.
You are a good interpreter, very sensitive, intuitive, caring, and gentle.
Concerned about the world, you are good at predicting people's feelings.
A seeker of wisdom, you are a life long learner looking for purpose and meaning.
You are a great thinker and communicator, but not necessarily a doer.
Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul
What Kind of Soul Are You?
MeJust wanted to let you all know that after today I will not be on till probably about Friday of next week or so. I will be home but my cable is getting worked on and running all new wiring to the house they said will take about a week and got a few other things going on as well. I will be checking emails and thigs but thats about all. Hope everyone has a very merry Christmas and a Safe and Happy new year. Miss you all .........Jim
Questions You've Never Been Asked Or Perhaps Never Answered53 Questions I Guarantee You've Never Answered
1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
2. What song describes your relationship status?
3. How much do your dogs weigh?
4. Are you a heart breaker, or the heart breakee?
5. Ever waxed your legs?
6. Earrings or necklaces?
7. Who have you talked to most today?
8. What is the oldest message in your inbox on your phone?
9. Friend of the opposite sex that lives closest to you?
10. Color of your shirt?
11. How many years have you taken a language?
12. Who's on speed dial 5?
13. What color is your background on your computer mainly?
14. Do you wish on 11:11?
15. Good advice if you ever go camping?
16. Are you a bad influence?
17. What color are your eyes?
18. Would you rather have your name or your siblings name?
19. Would you do anything for someone?
20. Have you ever been called a whore?
21. Biggest success so far in life?
22. Do you use smiley faces o
KwanzaaI'm going to go out on a limb here and state that Kwanzaa is a load of crap.
You can't just invent a holiday because you're angry with another race. Which is precisely how Kwanzaa was invented. Do the research. And if I were Jewish, I'd be pretty damn pissed that my menorah had been co-opted by someone else. Someone who hated my people.
I'm one of those non-racist white men who has been made to feel guilty for the actions that other white men (and black men, let's be honest) took years and years ago. I've lived my life so racially paranoid that I've become racist by definition. Meaning I make extra efforts in my interactions with some races so that I won't be labeled racist. Which does, in fact, make me racist. How ironic.
Dr. King might have died in vain after all.
Ok, that was a tad too deep for me.
um... BOOGERS!
Sick Day (poem)Can't go to school today
Or go outside and play
I am feeling quite ill
Have a fever and chills
Take my temp' and you'll see
It's over one O three
My nose is all stuffy
Eyes are red and puffy
I have an awful cough
I'm sneezing my head off
Got aches from head to toe
My tummy hurts, oh no!
Had a shot in the butt
Fear I'm gonna throw up
Throat is scratchy and sore
Being sick's such a bore
I must do as Mom said
I have to stay in bed
So pale, tired and weak
Guess I'll just go to sleep
I Want To KnowI want to know
1.Your Full Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean?
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Why Dont we know each other outside of myspace?
2. Whats your philosophy on life?
3. Would you have my back in a fight?
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best intrest?
5.The thing you desire most out of life is?
6. Would you give me a kidney?
7. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
9. Can we get together and make a cake?
10. One fun thing you want to do?
11. Favorite eightys movie?
12.Would you put a cig out on your x's face ?
13. Would you ride across country with me?
14. Do you think I'm attractive?
15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Would you come over for no reason just
Okay....So now that I've gotten my rant out of the way...
Looks like today will be a short day at work. Or we all hope so. I have things I still need to do before leaving for OH tomorrow. And I could use the extra time.
*yawns*
Man, I'm tired.
I think I'd like to go home now. :)
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Just A PicI Had to go to Coolidge early this morning as I was getting ready to pass this, I just stoped and took a picture of it. It's nothing spiecal Just had an urge to take it.
My Theme For TodaySo sick, so sick of being tired.
And oh so tired of being sick.
We’re both such magnifacent liars.
So crush me baby, I’m all ears.
So obviously desperate, so desperatly obvious.
I’ll give in one more time and feed you stupid lines all about "cleaning up my act..."
We won’t stand for hazy eyes anymore.
We won’t stand for hazy eyes anymore.
We won’t stand for hazy eyes anymore.
We won’t stand for hazy eyes anymore.
So sick, so sick of being tired.
And oh so tired of being sick.
Willing and ready to prove the worst of everything you said about.
So obviously desperate, so desperatly obvious.
So good at setting bad examples.
Listen, chic, I’ve had all I can handle.
We won’t stand for hazy eyes anymore.
We won’t stand for hazy eyes anymore.
We won’t stand for hazy eyes anymore.
We won’t stand for hazy eyes anymore.
Think of all the fun you had.
The finest line divides a night well spent from a waste of time.
Think of all the days you spent alone with just your t
Its All About Money :)The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of the general's body, with the general getting to select any pair of points he wished.
The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000.
The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000.
When the third general, a grizzled old Marine, was asked where to measure, he told the pension man ... "From the tip of my penis to the bottom of my testicles."
The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like to reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had receive
My WienerOk, ok. I spelled wiener wrong in my last blog. And I'm too damn lazy to go back and fix it. But too damn weird to just let it go without a mention.
I know I need therapy. Don't bother pointing that out.
Some large breasts are not attractive. I'm just throwing that out there. There seems to be some misconception that all big boobs are sexy and that's quite an oversimplification. That's like saying all water is safe to drink or all elective brain surgeries will result in a higher quality of life.
I never should have gotten that lobotomy.
Asnews.net Podcast #61: Bahamas Kite Race Update, Entropy And Florida RidingASNews.net PODCAST #61:
Asnews.net caught up with organizer Neil Hutchinson (live) on the heels of the first qualifying race for the Bahamas Kite Race finale. Neil talks about the race from Jupiter with 49 racers blasting downwind a distance of 60 miles in 24-28 knots winds and 5-9 foot swell.
Host Ryan Riccitelli also interviews Morten Gjerstad, producer of the new snowkite dvd shot in HD (pre-recorded).
Show #61 (1:04:53 min. - 14.9 MB)
Rock On !Rock On Video - Def Leppard lyricsDef Leppard Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
Adult Night Before ChristmasTwas’ the night before Christmas, and God it was neat
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.
The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook,
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube
When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry.
Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,
Showed a broom up his a**, clean up to the hilt.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.
With a fat little driver, half out of his sled,
A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.
Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite.
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.
Whoa Sh*thead, whoa A**hole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz,
Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.
Lo
ParentsSo my mother calls me yesterday and asks me to go get a money order and take it to the jail for my lil bro who is in there....yet again...for stupid shit n unpaid fines....of course being the good child i am i help out. Then last nite she calls n asks me to go to the magistrates office to pay on his fines so he can get outta jail and yet again i tell her i will do it. So she hands me 400 bucks to go pay on his fines for him today and i was sitting here thinking how fucked up is this? I'm a single mom struggling to raise my kids and pay my bills and when i get in a bind and need some help with things i get criticized for it and they won't help me out yet when my brother needs money or ends up in jail they are the ones running to rescue him each and every time. She says this is the last time she's helping him out but she's said that every other time!! It just irritates me to no end....so i'm sitting here with the money in my pocket and my daughter told me i should take grams money and go
Friends W/ BenefitsFriends w/ Benefits
It doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.
Here's how it works:
Statistcally speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass...
There's at least 1 person on CT that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"
The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "Im yours".
If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it".
SCARED? LOL
THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN
& see who replies. There is at least 1 person on CT that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.
SO... re-post this as "friends w/ benefits"
Pour Some Sugar On Me !Pour Some Sugar On Me Video - Def Leppard lyricsDef Leppard Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
I Are So Smart.Why do people put clothes on their dogs? If dogs were meant to wear clothes, we'd have little dog fashion designers and little dog sweat shops in little dog countries.
Damn weiner dog bit my ankle in Thionville, France. I shall never forget.
Fuck Me Hardim so hard wiating for a blonde so come and give me some loving
Far Away NicklebackFar Away Video - Nickelback lyricsNickelback Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
We Have A Winner!!!!!!!CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR WINNERS!!!!
3rd Place: WINNER OF A FREE SKIN MADE WITH HER WINNING PHOTO!
"~*~Ass Kickin Redneck Bitch~*~"
2nd Place: WINNER OF A SIX PACK OF HIS CHOICE AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH HIS WINNING PHOTO!
"Figgy Pudding"
CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR BIG WINNER!!
1st place: WINNER OF 2 DINNERS FOR TWO(One for her and one for the Cherry Tap Member of her choice), AND A FREE SKIN MADE WITH Her WINNING PHOTO!
"Lacey"
Congratulations to EVERYONE... You are ALL winners for participating!
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Hottest Ct PimpHI IM STARTING A CONTEST FOR THE HOTTEST CT PIMP IF YOU ARE INTERESTED LET ME KNOW FIRST PRIZE IS A ROLEX SECOND IS 10,000 IN GIFTS THIRD IS 5,000 IN GIFTS IM LOOKING FOR 20 TO 30 GUYS TO JOIN THE CONTEST WILL START 12/27/06
HiI Whant To Say Merry Christmas To All
Away MessagesI want my away message to say..
"Please hold a conversation longer than 5 mins"
"Please don't make me fill out love surveys"
"Please don't boar me with blah blah crap"
"Please don't ask me to tell you your hot, the last 5 million users of this site already did"
"please don't ask me to rate your pics when I can' see them" hahaha
and please for the love of cheese!
Don't do any "real man" bulletin postings.. those get on my last nerve! Unless your willing to post a "real woman " bulletin.. hmmmmmmm lmao
OH and those things about making a woman happy..
I already know those..
And one more .. get me a gift bulletin and i'll fart!
I know those already .. and .. nevermind.. :P
How about things that make a man happy.. geeeeeez.. oh wait thats soooooooo wrong to do right? riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight..!! haha
but.. I can't seem to get my silly away messages to work.. lol
oh well..
happy HOlidays and don't drink too much egg nogg.
Roy
It Is That Time Againso ya this time of the year is sapose to be all happy and fun for all the little people of the world but for me it just means i get to deal with the dregs of the uperclass that dont feel like cooking on the holidays. ya my work week started thursday and it ends monday ohhhh fuckin joy.
Santa's Pickup LinesSanta's Pickup Lines
10. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
9. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
8. I`ve got something special in the sack for you!
7. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
6. I know when you`ve been bad or good--so let`s skip the small talk, sister!
5. Some of my best toys run on batteries...
4. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that`s what the Mrs. calls it.
3. I see you when you`re sleeping--and you don`t wear any underwear, do you?
2. Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my "naughty" list!
1. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
Barbie Writes To SantaBarbie
c/o Mattel, Inc.
El Segundo, CA 90245
Santa Claus
North Pole, North Pole
December 23, 1996
Dear Santa:
There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won't wanna be around to smell it). So, here's my holiday wish list for 2006:
A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and Velcro crawling up your butt?
Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out and MOLD imitation underwear to my skin?!? It looks like cellulite!
A REAL man ... maybe GI Joe. Hell, I'd take Tickle-Me Elmo over that wimped-out excuse for a boytoy, Ken. And what's with that earring, anyway? If I'm gonna have to suffer with him, at least make him (and me) anatomically correct.
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Radio DayIt may be weird but in our front office we don't have real cubicles so we aren't allowed to listen to music at our desks.
Instead we have XM radio and a cd player and a schedule of days.
My day comes around about once a week.
And, not surprisingly, the boss and his wife dont' like most of my music. They say it's offensive and not "office appropriate".
I'm sorry, if you have a problem with bob rivers christmas you have an issue.
I even picked some really light NIN.
I avoid MSI and harder stuff.
Not today.
The boss and his wife are gone.
I picked what I thought of as some of the more offensive things in my collection.
So....
:PPPPPPPPPPP
My Mentel AgeAnother badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...
What’s Your Mental Age?
MY RESULT:Twentysomething
Like a young adult, you’ve got a pretty mature perspective on the world, but you still know how to have fun.
Congratulations! That's a fine perspective of the world to have. Just don't get too carried away and start drinking cappucinos and listening to Jack Johnson.
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Ashes (haiku)Virgin rose petals
Crimson tears flow from my eyes
Love gone forever
Angel with doves wings
Cursed with a heart of sorrow
Descends into dark
Flames scorch a lost soul
Tragic is this existence
A heart in ashes
A Bad Day!GOOD MORNING ALL..
A LOT GOING ON HERE.. WITH ME GETTING THIS BAD COLD TO MY HUSBANDS TRUCK BREAKING DOWN.. TO SOMEONE LAST NIGHT BREAKING INTO MY CAR.. SO HAVE TO REPLACE A WINDOW.. TO HAVING MICE IN MY HOUSE.. AND CANT SLEEP ALSO..
WONT BE ON MUCH UNTIL AFTER CHRISTMAS.. JUST NEED TO GET BETTER..WILL TRY TO DO COMENTS HERE AND THERE..
HAVE A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS.. THINKING OF YOU ALL..!~~
HUGSS LOVE ALWAYS GERI
Extreme CoolAnother badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...
What's Your Flirt Style?
MY RESULT:Extreme Cool
You play it so cool, your crushes don’t even know you’re crushing on them – but somehow, they can’t get you off their minds. The more common name for this flirt technique is “playing hard to get.” (Forgive us for going for the more obscure but devastatingly cooler name of “extreme cool”). It’s an age-old technique that works pretty great and keeps your vulnerability levels nice and low. Just be sure that you make your move at some point. Getting your crush to think you’re cool is only half the battle. The other half is getting them to date you.
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Happy Holidays!I want to wish all you a wonderful Holiday season. I hope you all stay safe and well. No drinking and driving, or being stupid. Have fun but stay safe!
I will be busy these next few days so I may not be on, so here are my holiday wishes for you.
OddAs of thursday.. I can't see if any of my friends are online.. sure there the others that are always there and don't speak..
I mean the others out of my 160 that do speak.. I can't see them .. hmmmmmm
It doesn't show them online for some reason..
sniff..
Anybody else have that problem?
TinderAnother badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...
What's Your Kissing Style?
MY RESULT:Tender Kisser
As soft and sweet as the kiss of a gummi bear.
You generally reserve your kisses for people you really, truly care about. And when the two of you finally lock lips, it’s tender, sweet and fit for a greeting card. If your kiss was a photograph, it would be in soft focus. If your kiss was a hot dog, it would be a vegetarian hot dog. Everyone you kiss loves your kisses, because they’re better than sweet iced tea on an August afternoon.
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Exhaustedmy computer is somehow screwed up again, so im gonna try and fix it when i get home. i have been having sleeping issues and pretty much havent slept in two days. yesturday i slept from midnight to 4 am then laid in bed till 8 then after that i kept waking every 30 min so didnt really sleep. then i worked untill 1030. and stayed up all night last night. i laid down for a while but knew i wouldnt fall asleep. ive spent the last two nights watching the harry potter movies which disturbingly made me ball my eyes out because it hit a nerve. im so tired of not being anything, i always wanted to be something special, ive always wanted something more then this. i mean can this be all there is to life? just work and sleep nothing that makes me feel.
i know i have strength i know that i was born with the ability to accomplish great things but i just never have a strong enough reason that stays with me. i never have the situation. its like being a knight doomed to live in a perfect world with
How Hot I AmAnother badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...
How Hot Are You?
MY RESULT:Scorching Hot
101 degrees and no relief in sight. (No relief from your sexiness, we mean.)
You’re definitely hot. Plus, you love to have fun, and you’re way open to weird, exciting new experiences. And, you don’t get too carried away with yourself – as celestially hot as you are, you’re still pretty down to earth. Anyone would be lucky to know you, let alone get close enough feel some of that heat.
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My Little Paradise Of Lovemy little paradise of love
just like sent
from heaven far above
down there on my knees in the
warm white sand
touching your spirit
with my little hand
breathing just your rest and peace
who looks good,beauty sees
my little paradise of love
never touched by one hand
just by god himself
let me melt into your land
your water-
so pure and clear
so still
in you i have no fear
my little paradise of love
my island of dreams
far away
so it seems
somewhere there
where the ocean kisses the sun
in you
i want to be forever gone
so strong in my mind
my little paradise of love-
the last of it s kind
in you i touch eternity
forever there
i want to be...
Hot Or ColdAnother badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...
Are You Hot or Cool?
MY RESULT:Hot
You live fast and love excitement. And you’re totally hot.
What makes you so hot? Well, it’s your energy – you’ve got enough of it to start a bonfire (so please be careful around dry leaves). Plus, you’ve got a red-hot attitude, ready to burst into flames of awesomeness at any moment.
Extreme hotness comes with its fair share of problems. Like, your air conditioning bills go through the roof. But more than that, your red-hot attitude can lead to a boiling temper. Be sure to cool down a little bit if you feel yourself overheating. And pass some of that heat around!
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Tell MeTell me ,
do you believe in dreams..
or fairytales..
or real friendship,
you know ,
the kinds that last forever..
Tell me ,
do you believe in it ?
Because..
I'm living in a dream..
in a fairytale..
Ever since the day I've met you..
And from that day on,
I knew true friendship exists !
Now tell me ,
do you believe ?
- A Moonlight Kiss -Baby, come around by midnight
and kiss me under the moonlight
Hold me in your arms so tight
and say you’ll stay with me forever.
Never leave me again, never.
Touch me under my skin, please
let me feel the warmth within.
Kiss me here, there and everywhere.
baby, just come around at midnight
and kiss me under the moonlight.
My Love For You I Can't IgnoreMy love for you I can't ignore;
My heart I don't need to explore.
For one day my darling in time you will see.
Your love for me, it was meant to be.
Until that day I vow into you;
To love you, be faithful and always be true.
Please my Love, I'll do the right thing.
Never let go, hold me under you're wing.
For I have no desire to venture away;
I'll never let go, I'm here to stay.
So as long as you love me, one day you'll know.
Our love for each other, in time it will grow.
These ScarsI love you're hands
crawling on my back
I like the way you
look at me
And the teasing
I just can't see the reason why
You know I 'm not
like the others
you know
that what happend
has left its scars
these cannot dissapear
only fade away a little bit
I really hope you know what you're doing
Because I wont let somebody
hurt me like that again
I Wonder.....told him i wanted a rabbit for christmas....he started building a cage.....lol...never on the same wave length....
Sexy Tits And Asses!!!OK, Not really....just trying to get your attention. I am in the BBW contest and realy need some serious comment bombing. The contest ends tomorrow and so far only like 4 of my friends have even left a comment. Special thanks to my darlin friend 3Dtrain....he has bombed the hell out of me!!! I could name several of you that have been in contest and asked for help and I took my happy self over to the contest with my slow ass dial up connection and bombed you with comments because that's what friends do for each other. So please take some time and help me win this contest...it's the first one I've ever entered and as of right now, I am wayyyyyy behind. So help a chic out...show me some commenting......just click on my picture and it takes you right to the contest page.
Thanks in advance honies!
LoveAnother badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...
Love or Lust?
MY RESULT:Love
Hearts and rainbows all the way - you’re a total romantic.
Animal lust is nice, but you’d rather be in love with someone before you start tearing them apart. When you’re in a relationship, you generally treat the other person really well. You don’t cheat, and you’re respectful of their differences. And when you’re not in a relationship, you’re selective about the people you choose to kiss or even get crushes on.
You’ve got a great thing going on, but don’t be afraid of letting that animal side come out every now and then. A couple bite marks never hurt anyone (much).
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For Kira With Love....................Do not stand at my grave and weep
I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow,
I am the diamond glints on snow,
I am the sunlight on ripened grain,
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush,
I am that swift uplifting rush
of quiet birds in circled flight,
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there, I did not die.
What Kinda Girlfriend I AmAnother badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...
What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
MY RESULT:Dream Girl
You’ve got it all – affection, a cool head, a positive attitude, and all that other stuff that guys want their girlfriends to have.
You’re light-hearted, fun, romantic and not too sleazy – a great combination. When you start a relationship, there’s a good chance the guy will totally fall for you, whether he intended to or not. Keep up the great attitude and you’re sure to be a heartbreaker. (Please just try to be gentle.)
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The Most Freaky Thing...Ok people had a girl ask me to do a very odd thing with her sexualy and wanted to see how it compares to other peoples freaky files.I had a girl last night ask me to have sex with her sis while she watched on my webcam without her sis knowing!is that freaky or just plain weird?either way whats some of the freakiest things you have been asked to do?you can post a replie here or send me a messege.
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